Lost all respect for Harry Grout

Grout was the snout baron of Slade Prison but since the ban on smoking he's had to diversify.

The new prison currency in the US is, wait for it, noodles. Grout is believed to be chasing the tofu franchise for British jails.

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http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-37162373

Noodles have overtaken tobacco to become the most valuable commodity in US prisons, a new study says.