so all you guys can warm up with a few posts while I wait to be inspired.

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We'll have expired before you're inspired.
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Have to say I am bitterly disappointed
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The Nation awaits.....
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first I thought about talking about the phone call that the Monroe girl made to Jackie ,but then I thought that thread would go into meltdown straight away.And would be certain to be pulled straight away.So I decided not to use that subject.its old news anyway and all three involved have passed away.
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in fact,i am not sure about this but that guy Doctor Feelgood was always about at the time,so I will not use that subject.
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Then I thought about talking about scratching.by the way did you know that if a person scratches themselves it proves that they are not insane.SO if you want to prove you are insane for whatever reason never scratch yourself .Even if someone chucks itchy powder over you ,if you scratch then by law you do not qualify as insane.
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you should always think before you write
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to think that words will arise from other words.
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that can be a dangerous idea.
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someone with no thoughts shouldn`t start a thread in this way, but it made me sile i must admit.
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but if something is itchy and you never scratch it, would it stay itchy until you go insane? , nice thread by the way.
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smile
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it draws you in, and then you have to smile.
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I think your smile was not for me.
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well i am sure you also smiled, Make my Hay, who would not.
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I smiled, he's a genius and this thread has great potential lfc.
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So now I am thinking of the greatest song ever recorded of all time.And then I said to myself this is a no contest,others would agree to disagree but in my view the best song ever recorded ,the one that gets the Oscar is without doubt Mark Knopfer's Brothers in Arms.
But my problem with this song is that I like Joan Baez's version better.so I says to myself"no Brass leave that subject alone because all the guys will post an another song just for the sake of disagreement with your choice" So I will leave that subject alone. |
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he seems to be able to come up with 10, even 100 silly ideas.
only a clever person could do that. |
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what brassneck writes about seems to make no difference, but you can`t help but laugh
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he dosn`t seem to need to go hunting around for a topic, he can fill the lines up with letters
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it can be difficult when someone says you can write whatever comes to mind, i don`t like that kind of freedom.
i am too lazy to think of something myself so i read brassnecks little musings, very good |
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I'm beginning to suspect you are ONEMOVEWONDER in disguise.
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So then I said to myself I will tell everybody about life in general and let them all know that nobody makes decisions.
I will tell them that from the minute you are born your mum or dad are telling you what is right and what is wrong.if you have older brothers or sisters they take over"dont do that,do this".so after 4 years of brain washing from your family telling you what to do they send you to school where you are introduced to a bunch of teachers who continue to tell you to do what they want you to do. at 16 or 18 you leave only to be told by a boss to do this and don't do that and the government of the day are there to tell you if your don't do what we say you will go to jail. SO I will let everybody find out for themselves how much they are controlled by other people and leave that subject alone. |
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So then I said to myself,this is a gambling forum and most of the guys on here just want to win a few bob to improve financial circumstances .And I feel a little guilty with all my fool proof systems for making betfair pay the least I could do is share one of my little money making systems with the guys who may be down on their luck.
but then I said again to myself"Brass'its dog eat dog in this business 'let them find out for themselves" So I will leave that subject alone because if I post a winning fool proof system the thread will be pulled. |
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"Best Thread Ever" and we still don't know if it's cotton, silk, nylon or gold. A poor gambler would jump right in on Gold but we don't know the price/quantity ratio yet.
Many years ago, the Soviets decided to show off their technology and they sent the Americans a metre of steel thread that was so thin it couldn't be seen with the naked eye. The Americans drilled a hole through it - lengthwise - and sent it back. |
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which reminds me to ask,all these gold,silver and bronze medals ,why is there no BRASS ones.
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Brass would be like a wooden spoon
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hi Crags,its time to listen to the Brass band.
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Brass banned would be better
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Can anyone confirm whether the declaration of this thread's greatness is OFFICIAN?
I like the one about the other thing but I'm happy to go along with the majority. |
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I have no idea what the next thing I eat will be
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Does anybody else know?
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Statistically speaking it's most likely to be a devilled quail's egg perched atop a turbot froth. Or a pepperami.
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