If you were building an IDIOT from parts...

EbulGery for sure.

None of the qualifiers actually have a brain.

This could turn very nasty.

You can have my foot and mouth as they usually go well together

many of the forumites right hands and arms could be used.[::]

My wanger could come in handy as someones intestines..

if you want your idiot to keep saying spiv, Murdoch filth and Jezza is our saviour I think I could find you the brain you need. The bonus is you wouldn't need a very large head to fit it in.

jed.davison  • August 14, 2016 2:35 PM BST 
EbulGery for sure.

I could be a qualifier. On a job application form I was asked what are your interests. I replied, getting this job. Never heard from them again.

toss up between guinness and russian

Russian one of the top posters on this forum..you on the other hand hrystal ****!

Cheers twizzle!

Ye can always tell the pencil shaped curly pig 2 incher when i mention wanger, Ron...

EbulGery's big black bushy beard should definitely be used......

That's his arse.

Well he does talk through it sooooo