Best way to kill a live crab?

With a bomb, not a bicycle pump. HTH.

Force it to chop its own head off.

crabs ...very similar to crags

You think he reported you....?

You are threatening him with assault.....maybe be bannable....careful !

We don't want to lose you

No idea what ye is talking aboot.

Got given a couple today and never killed one before..

But you're trying to do a job on getting me banned (noted)

I'm not....but it's obvious to regular posters

Not at all, until you brought it up (double noted)

You are an interesting poster but if you go too far someone will report you

I would rather you stayed

Thanks for the warning, but you're about 15 years too late. (treble noted)

Of course it's up to you....what does it matter in the end....more serious things are happening

Such a silly boy

Me or g2d ?

You can work that out, Leopard, it is quite obvious... to most.

You 2 should make up.....ISIS will get through soon....a forum feud is of little consequence

The guy is a complete jerk, embarrassment to this forum... and to himself of course.

He may be over-doing the drinking which can affect your judgement.....we've all done it.

He's like that all the time!

No more from me. I'll  just let him carry on making an utter fool of himself.

shoot it in the face.

Drink more water....that is the answer.

Dettol and a wire brush.

Theese crabs ready yet ?

It now looks like I started this ludicrous thread, when all I did was make a stupid comment on it.

Not good....
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yPtpPQDZ98E

For Jed's, mine and crags sake, (explaining our posts ) : g2d posted 2 pictures; one of a live crab with a knife stuck through it, and one where a pair of scissors were about to cut off the face of a live crab, otherwise our posts look wierd.

AP....better if we don't see that type of stuff, don't you think?

^ On your vid link.

PS. I am going to send a team to track down that Chinese butcher so he can be re-educated !

Plunging into a pot of boiling water usually does for lobster.

What about the popular method of killing these days - cut its throat and let it bleed to death.

Yes Leopard, with hindsight I do agree......

Attach crab to tail of a fox.

Chase fox through countryside on horseback with Peregrine and Jemima and friends shouting Tally Ho and a pack of foxhounds until dogs catch up with fox and tear the crab apart with their teeth. job done and they can't do you for it.

They can.....hunting foxes with hounds is illegal....and rightly so

Absolute sc*m who partake in this barbarity for fun !

Aug 10, 2016 -- 11:23AM, Aunty Post wrote:

Yes Leopard, with hindsight I do agree......

I only saw 2 secs and switched it off....not good to pollute your mind with such stuff.

Is hunting crabs with dogs also banned?

As long as the fox doesn't go to ground.

Then the fox will eat the crab, and the little ones chewed on the bones-o, bones-o, bones-o

Never had such a supper in their life and the little ones chewed on the bones.

sounds a bit extreme Clouseau ,why spoil a days days hunting  ...nop ,just make it listen to a load of loathing  leftists ,like the ones that constantly whine on and on around here ,after a surprisingly short period of time the Crustaceans claws will fall off quickly followed by its  rapid loss of the will to breathe .

I don't approve of torture b&b.

they need more pucks in the olympic shooting ?

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I'm more interested in how you'd kill a crab that wasn't live.

indeedy

I seem to remember when I had to kill crabs it was using a pharmaceutical lotion and a small comb .

I just used to shave down there, and armpits for good measure. Not having a hairy chest comes in handy sometimes.

Fat chance of me catching them these days, mind.

Eat it raw & clicking.

For me.

^ to the OP

This would be effective :

No need for any bother. Just leave it on the beach and it will drown when the tide comes in.