"id like to buy the world a coke "

I'd like to build myself a house out of plasticine

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LxGAdhEwi2U

vintage

gives me a stomach ache, can drink pepsi max but dropping that - it's
all chemicals. the caffeine hit is the important part.

Just realized you can almost sing the opening post to the tune.

I'd like to buy the world a Coke -
A load of f"cking sh1t.
Horrible stuff and I'm surprised
People still drink the muck.

Can be used as a toilet cleaner. That just about says it all.

I loved those bottles with the names on, it tasted so much better drinking from one with your name on it.

Awful stuff.

Nectar of the gods.

I'm surprised there is not more of a market for less sweet soft drinks for people who don't touch alcohol.

There is it's called .. Water.

Actually it is called alcohol-free lager.