Feurteventura?

it's a very quiet island regarding night life.

i believe Corralejo is the busiest for night life & even that can be quiet.

been about 8 times - last time a couple of years ago to Caleta de Fuste,
again very quiet night life, all depends what you want some people prefur it
that way.

Corralejo has one of those squares with a few bar/clubs/drugs on tap....there's a surfer type night club (or was) further down the strip.

Flicks in the square is where to for the women...easy pickings and it's where the horny tour reps go.

Don't expect anything cultured though, it's an Oasis of the Brits abroad thing.

It's mainly for smaller groups of friend which I kind of prefer.

why book a holiday  to a place when you have no idea what it's like there???

My mates mum died a few months ago so his aunty said he could use her apartment out there for a holiday for nothing and
he invited me to go with him so only got to pay for flights and want to try and cheer him up. Cheers for the feedback lads and
not looking to go mad out there tbh. Any sports bars to watch the football in? Both single and looking for ladies so will see
what i can find

better go prepared prepared

As long as i dont get nicked, raped or catch aids it will be deemed a successful holiday

Make sure you keep that apartment clean and tidy.

2 out of 3 and all that

Chinese bird comes to clean it if we pay her £50

That sounds like a good idea

i dont approve of naked chinese cleaners wielding a dyson in the apartment

Sorry to hear about your mates dead mom... and all that .... but can you tell us more about the Chinese bird?

Make sure you keep that apartment clean and tidy

If you're looking for the ladies you could do worse than wander round the local hotel swimming pools

Been a few years since I was in Corralejo but you will see a restaurant with a big saddle outside, not that one but a good place to eat is about 25 metres just up from there on the corner (it looks like coffee bar but does really good steaks). Also up there on the other side (El Cotillo?) there's a really good fish restaurant built into the rocks in a bay.

I tried once Cooperman. I said Hi lovely, I know I'm Scottish, bald and have a pot belly but I have a wonderful personality. She said, personality no pay the shoe bills, please go scotty bald man before I call for police. Police no like the baldy scotty man.

Cheers for replies, flying out in the morning. Will report back next week. Packed plenty of condoms so wish
me luck lads

Fado Rock in Caleta for a good steak....Flower of Scotland sports bar straight across the road and a great Irish sports bar down near the sea front

Plenty of watering holes in between to keep the thirst away prepared83

I've always found fuerta to be a bit quiet personallyJandia further south is where all the nudie beaches are...so I heard

Cheers pal will check it out if i'm near there. To be honest don't know which part im staying in. All i know is its only
a 10 minute or so taxi from the airport??

that will be Caleta de fuste mate

Caleta is the holiday destination of the commoners.

I'm going in a few weeks.....................

aye kenbo ...last time I went chav brigade were there

wasn't you was it????????????????????

I'm certainly no chav, Dopey.

I go there to feel better about myself!

Last time I went I had leg of lamb at the place next to Fado Rock..can't remember the name. When it arrived it looked like a horses leg it was that big...never seen anything like it before

I never remember the name of places. The only place I know off the top of my head is The Aberdeen Steak House. You can get a three course meal for a tenner there!

Yeah went there ONCE!!!!

Caleta de fuste any good then pal?

Depends what you're looking for mate, Caleta is quiet comes more lively at night like anywhere else

I think there's a night club at harbour end of sea front

Decent amount of bars and eating places though

Don't think you will be using to many condoms unless you ain't fussy

Bit like marmite you either love it or hate it

I agree with Dopey.

There's plenty of places to get pissed, but it's not flooded with girls on holiday on there own.

There's a few places where you could pay for it though!

^^ agree^^

Windy weird island imo with f a nightlife

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must do if youre in caleta.

another shout for fado rock also(they serve a full piglet complete with apple in its gob),often very busy tho so booking isn't a bad idea.

Decent enough cheap beer/lunches in the Trafalgar,there a sports bar just next door will show all the games.

If you do pull a bird then fifteen is the best restaurant there imo.

Nice indian on the corner just down the road 50 yards from the Scottish bar/fado rock.

There will be a show of some sort every night in pierros (start after that evenings sporting events have finished,sport is the priority offering there,everything is shown,its also a decent spot for a bit of fishing, decent enough irish bar next door also.

El capitan(opposite the barcelo) for quality beer and tapas,a locals place and always busy(again can book if you want) run by a scot,great welcome there.

Goose and firkin for breakfasts (just in the complex by pierros)

Golden wall is a decent enough Chinese.

You can learn wind surfing

Pierro's was the place I was trying to think of last night. Thank you PS, the name's been driving me crazy.