Just tried to kill myself.....

How's the vacuum?

Try to be a little more careful,Aunty.I think you're a great chitchatter and i think that many other Chitchatters here would think the same.

For gods sake, lifting a vacuum, what a STUPID thing to do.

You do know why god invented women?

Todays sexist comment of the week was sponsored by "big brown warty liver" ale and "you'll die alone crying over your radishes" allotment tonic.

buy the dyson light

Did you meet The Bike down the pub?

PS I am now rummaging around in the shed for my chainsaw......I'm going to show these Oak trees who's boss !

See the quack for the muscle strain but 400mg Ibuprofen did the trick for mine. Stronger painkillers are allegedly available on prescription.

I think you need a full time carer, Aunty.

Hope you are ok

Thanks MD, I think you may be correct, as it's only two weeks since I tried a similar thing in the garage!

Only doing it as I am houseproud and Mrs W is away for the weekend.

Think I've overdosed on the Ibuprofen, so just have to lay off for the time being!

Thanks for your concern Joel but the vacuum is fine.

Would just like to echo some of the sentiments from some of the other chit chatters, glad you weren't seriously hurt, AP. Muscles can heal, a broken skull, no so easily. Was there any damage done to said wall?

Also, the power of the broom is highly underestimated, admittingly, it's can't perform the suction jobs of a good vacuum but it is less dangerous. A quick and swift stroke of the broom over wooden flooring can be very effective in the removal of dust and debris. On carpets & rugs, this is unfortunately not the case.

if you still intend on riding that bike down the pub () I would suggest using an appropriate helmet.

I hope the pain has eased now Aunty Post, I have done that myself, I know how painful it is

Aunty Post  • August 6, 2016 1:27 PM BST 
Thanks for your concern Joel but the vacuum is fine.

Laughter is the best medicine

Need a daily cleaner for the country pile ...hope you feel better soon Aunty

Thinly veiled, ive got an Oak floor.

I nearly castrated myself with a vacumn. The Dyson Ball Cleaner is a very misleading name.....

Should be very careful with this type of crack on the back of the head Specially after hitting a hard oak floor ,can lead to what they call silent bleeds ,one moment you feel fine the next KAPUT !!!

some bad  craic here right enough

AP must have the rolls royce of vaccum cleaners imo ,hope he does not have one of those cheap looking dirt devils .

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I-NCe-LxrmY

Chromed body ,finished in red trim ,sporting single headlamp  ....impressive looks backed up by  a high performance motor ,picks up strongly from a standing start and handles tight  corners with ease ....someone must have one in their attic ,lying around gathering dust ,they could pass on to AP ,make an old man very happy imo

I thought I was in for a long haul, and don't want to speak too soon, but it is easing off a tad.

Fecking murder getting in and out of the car, and as for the speed bumps, purgatory, even at a gnat's speed!

I have two vacuums....one's a Panasonic with DAB radio and a 3 disc CD player.

The one this morning was a cheap Vax, which is lightweight and a good sucker, and Mrs W's choice as she is no spring chicken
but refuses to give in.

You may regret that last sentence, Aunty

Better luck next time, Aunty.

Shouldn't it be Mrs AP.....always got the impression you lived alone, AP?

New woman ?

I thought Mrs W was Aunty's cleaning lady

You missed a great day out on the bike.

people who say "oh you missed out" - f*ck off please thank you

People who say "please thank you"

etc...

It should be 'thank you please' in that order!

"I thought Mrs W was Aunty's cleaning lady"

Well done Makybe_Diva... good to see that someone is paying attention!

Mrs W is indeed my housekeeper.

make sure you tell her how you hurt yourself doing the hovering work,
she will be pleased.

you will see just the hint of a smile cross her face, very good serves him right that`s my job.

True ! ... I have heard she is a sadist !