THIS MORNING 08:37 a.m. 9lb. 8oz.

impressive

Makes you wonder what women complain about.

Forum going down the pan again.

Congratulations. What are you going to call it?

Every single day someone somewhere will do the biggest dump in the whole wide world.

Not done one for a while but when they are so huge they reach out of the water, kind of like the neck of a chocolate loch ness monster, it feels like I've achieved something .

ian MD

Richard... Richard the turd

I can't believe I actually joined in this thread

Must admit I was shocked to see you comment.

I blame you lot. You're a bad influence on me

If it's a girl Diana Rod is a good name.

hope you phoned the coastguard....

You mean you weigh it

Medical science are excited