Dave Honours List includes

Poor mare looked a bit teary when Dave had to fall on his sword. Least now she knows what an idiot she married.

I`m usually pretty good with early 80`s bands, don`t recognise these though.

ffs Shane - it`s Showaddywaddy

They were all holding canapes about about an hour before that was taken but Eric Pickles arrived.

Dave still doesn't realise that's it's his cronyism which caused a lot of people to vote for brexit.

Leaves a trail of slime behind him for all to see.

what honour for the family's butcher ?

If his butcher got a Knighthood would he be addressed in the future as,

Sir Loin ?