Eccleston family kidnap

he's a tight wad -- won't pay

Wish someone would kidnap the entire Ecclestone clan

and the Kardashians whilst they are at it

he's 18 year older than his mother in law

In fairness at 85 you can stare anyone down playing the waiting game, he could die before the old bird gets released so why worry?

Just come back from a seance and got Les Dawson coming through. He tapped out on the ouija board:Someone kidnapped my mother in law. They said I had to pay them one million pounds or they would return her.

The Leopard • July 26, 2016 7:43 PM BSTBernie Eccleston's mother in law kidnapped ! He'll pat them to keep her Keep up !

pay ....ffs

I'm getting the word....

pat them is more bennyhill

Fingers should start arriving in the post any day now.

bernie open bargaining position2 for 1 tickets Brazil grand prix

Tamara will have to pay.....if she's bothered....she may be shampoo-ing her pooch !

1-click !

The Brazilian mother-in-law of Formula One supremo Bernie Ecclestone has reportedly been kidnapped in São Paulo and is being held for ransom.A ransom of $36.5m (£28m) has been demanded for the release of 67-year-old Aparecida Schunck, who was abduc

It might open Bernie's eyes to the phenomenal potential of kidnap. He'll probably own the entire world's kidnapping franchise by the end of next year.

I wish someone would kidnap Philip green...

jed.davison 26 Jul 16 23:42 It might open Bernie's eyes to the phenomenal potential of kidnap. He'll probably own the entire world's kidnapping franchise by the end of next year.