naked group hug for phil greens knighthood and wallet imminent

Sir Philip Greedyman in a naked hug with an iron maiden would be a sight to behold.

i bet the flash gits got a gold plated stepladder

I heard he (allegedly) paid for Kate Moss to have real diamonds for her vajazzle. I'm sure it's a great improvement if true.

This is very similar to Maxwell....and we know what happened to him.......1.10  Phil the Frock under 6 months.

1.10  Phil the Frock lasts under 6 months.

Unfortunately Leopard, he will probably be procrastinating as to which of the 3 yachts to jump off, and taking into account what he is made of he will also probably be a 'floater'.

Polonium works if you're floating or not !

.......calling Mr P

Yeah.....Greeny said you walked funny....I wouldn't stand for that !

^ To Mr P

That's done it, it's (iron) curtains for Greedyman for sure!!