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Just reached out for the fly spray to deal with this annoying little b@stard.
Managed to back hand a full glass of Australian Shiraz across the desk, saturating two file folders and onto my remote for the new TV.
Not satisfied with that, it is all over the wall and carpet!
Just hope I was quick enough to invert the remote, as a fair amount came out.
Managed to back hand a full glass of Australian Shiraz across the desk, saturating two file folders and onto my remote for the new TV.
Not satisfied with that, it is all over the wall and carpet!
Just hope I was quick enough to invert the remote, as a fair amount came out.
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Tragic, just tragic.....a real waste of a good wine
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That'll be God punishing you for killing one of his precious creations.
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Newspapers to mop the carpet AP and then splash salt all over the stain and leave it to soak up.
Did the fly get away? |
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My thoughts are with you at this very difficult time.
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is it wearing a buzzzzrrrkkkaa
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My thoughts are with the fly
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If it was a fruit fly it may have been after your wine, ironically enough.
Real men catch them between their chopsticks. |
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I don't use fly spray anyway, you're filling the room you're in with chemicals designed to kill things.
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I've never heard of a fly killed by flyspray
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throw the can at it
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Munich is tragic, this is pish.
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.https://www.amazon.co.uk/ExecutionerTM-Swat-Mosquito-Swatter-Zapper/dp/B000MU2MJA
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I let the other half deal with fly swatting, but she's no good which surprises me as she's superb at swatting my hands off her purse.
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..... tell the wife you have a new kinky game to play. Tie her to the bed, then nab her purse and go to pub
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Attempted murder confession.
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Drunken violence, it's a terrible tale of modern times.
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I think AP is out of control.
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Alcohol involved, attempted homicide, more chemical weapons than Saddam had, suspicious red sticky liquid splashed all over the walls of the crime scene, it paints quite a picture.
We're the sweeney son, and we haven't had any dinner. |
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Makybe_Diva
My thoughts are with the fly Sad I agree. I try to waft them out of the window or door, although bluebottles are easier to free. They only live about 28 days ffs! |
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Brilliant replies.
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best ott themightymac
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AP wasn't always like this. I think he's been radicalised.
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Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.
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