Almaty

I've been there !

I've shagged her..

I've shagged her..WHO did you shag ?
Almaty - I was working for a merchant Bank at the time ..had some phukin good parties - mind you ...got pissed woke up the next morning with a Kazakh girl in the bed ...and they have very round faces (mongoloid) quite a shock !!
She was nice girl though ..

it was a bloke

With a  Kazakh ye couldn't tell the diff as both have extremely hairy arses (so i've been told)

Another Almaty story ...
So here we were ...staying at the Dostyk Hotel Almaty ...me and a couple of mates (from the Bank) having a late night drink at the Bar.
In walks four lovely looking young Russian stunners ...(Aeroflot Air Hostesses) ..Ooooh so we're all having a good drink at the Bar ...they told us they were part of an Aeroflot team travelling around the World promoting Aeroflot.
They were having a right phukin go at America...they told us when they were there (America) ..they couldn't get a decent SH AG and all American men were Gay !
We told 'em not so British men ...and we'd prove it ...   
Happy memories.