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The age group that were complaining that we had ballsed up their future by voting for Brexit a month ago, are now rabidly into this sh1t.
two guys that i worked with today were off chasing pokemon around greenham common 
I had never heard of it. When I saw the thread title I thought somebody was trying to banish me from the forum.
Jul 12, 2016 -- 7:07PM, Ibrahima Sonko wrote:
mobilephonewakners imo
....RTB, spot on.
When do we see the first virtual Pokemon character photographed in amongst the victims of some terrorist atrocity vying for likes on the twitface-sphere?
Far from getting people out and taking healthy exercise instead of thrashing their thumbs on a handset on front of a computer monitor, this phenomenon allows people to take their worthless and time-wasting pastimes out into the real world.
Just look up when you are walking down a city street and marvel at architectural treasures we take for granted; be they C19th swirls or C20th brutal modernist. The natural and physically mankind-made beauty of a town or countryscape just becomes an incidental and insignificant backcloth to a vapid, virtual irrelevance.
The stunning reality of a Georgian, Victorian or Edwardian building is just an also-ran against a make-believe squirrelly-looking thing made purely of pixels on a hand-held screen.
Real-life, feathered birds who have migrated continents to congregate down the road from you are unnoticed because someone has decided a pikamix, or whatever, can be snapped up at a seemingly random co-ordinate and you can "train him up" by means of a premium account.
OMFG.
Just look up when you are walking down a city street and marvel at architectural treasures we take for granted; be they C19th swirls or C20th brutal modernist. The natural and physically mankind-made beauty of a town or countryscape just becomes an incidental and insignificant backcloth to a vapid, virtual irrelevance.
The stunning reality of a Georgian, Victorian or Edwardian building is just an also-ran against a make-believe squirrelly-looking thing made purely of pixels on a hand-held screen.
Real-life, feathered birds who have migrated continents to congregate down the road from you are unnoticed because someone has decided a pikamix, or whatever, can be snapped up at a seemingly random co-ordinate and you can "train him up" by means of a premium account.
OMFG.
Just re-considered my philosophy on this lark.... the technology must be there to have an app where photographs of Maria Sharapova's arse show up in random places... Idea time-stamped and copyrighted... Just off to fill-in me application for Dragons' Den... 
and you can get one of those alert mechanism things which vibrates when you are in the vicinity of a photo.... you can get a device to tie it round your kn0b for a small premium... Full of ideas, me. 
Even got a name... GoPokeSharapova'sArseamon... Jones and Bannatyne would be up for it and I can see Meaden's lips getting moist at the very thought.
Nothing new, its just treasure hunt.
Anneka Rice was doing it donkeys years ago.
Anneka Rice was doing it donkeys years ago.
I beg to differ maleuk.
I am harnessing the full force of modern technology on this idea.
As far as I know penile vibrators were not available at the time of Anneka's Treasure Hunt... if they were generally available at that time then I think I have a legitimate claim to a very deprived upbringing.
I am harnessing the full force of modern technology on this idea.
As far as I know penile vibrators were not available at the time of Anneka's Treasure Hunt... if they were generally available at that time then I think I have a legitimate claim to a very deprived upbringing.
I would of asked Santa for one when I was 13 instead of a Raleigh Chopper.
Dies this device strap sharapova to your penis?
If so I'm in.
If so I'm in.
rogerthebutler
18 Jul 16 08:23
The age group that were complaining that we had ballsed up their future by voting for Brexit a month ago, are now rabidly into this sh1t.
Spot on namesake. These young oiks who had the temerity to suggest that older voters didn't know what they were doing and had loused up their lives by voting out, have now decided to louse up their own lives anyway by frittering them away playing games that I wouldn't let my 4 year old play.
In the meantime to the young idiots who voted in and are now up to their nuts in Pokémon, I would like to suggest you head for France, Germany and then Turkey to hunt down your next Pokémon, and really embrace the European migrant culture that you want us to be a part of in the future. A one-way ticket may well suffice.
18 Jul 16 08:23
The age group that were complaining that we had ballsed up their future by voting for Brexit a month ago, are now rabidly into this sh1t.
Spot on namesake. These young oiks who had the temerity to suggest that older voters didn't know what they were doing and had loused up their lives by voting out, have now decided to louse up their own lives anyway by frittering them away playing games that I wouldn't let my 4 year old play.
In the meantime to the young idiots who voted in and are now up to their nuts in Pokémon, I would like to suggest you head for France, Germany and then Turkey to hunt down your next Pokémon, and really embrace the European migrant culture that you want us to be a part of in the future. A one-way ticket may well suffice.
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