Sarah Millican - would ya?

Not at all.

Oh Yes!

I've just done a little upsick into my mouth at the very thought, so it's a no from me.

All that high pitched geordie squealing..................... count me in

No.

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Now what man could possibly say no to the lovely sarah in that photo? Nice big boobies and a lovely happy smile.I'll take a girl on with that combo every hour of the day.Get ready for the knee trembler against the wall sexy sarah because here i come for yer.

Would ya what? Throw her off a tall building, yes definitely.

taxi for g2d

a thought she was a sand dancer not a Geordie, but a would only gan as far as spaffing on the chebs after knocking back a couple of dergs like

Auf wiedersehen pet.

thinking aboot it like, she would probably need a few dergs doon a neck afore she let me dee any spaffing

a few dergs doon a neck afore she let me dee any spaffing

I just entered this into google translate and my laptop blew up.

a wrote ti google last yor saying a was from Bedlington in Ingland saying div yi want help wi ya translator thingy cos if ya dee am ay man like. Wad ya believe it the sent nowt back the ignorant buggas like. Ah sent a message back saying stick ya google up ya berm and dee a little swivel. av hord bugga all back.