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Bigmart on the HR forum is fat bald and very stupid but he's a fanny magnet by all accounts.

Well his account.

khyber kim.Great expression "fanny magnet".I'd love to be a fanny magnet.I feel i've got the magnet bit sorted but not not the fanny.

It's not all its cracked up to be.

GoOnThen.Sounds like your speaking from experience.Go On Then tell us.

bird bandit sounds so much nicer culvin

terry mccann.I could never be a bandit though terry but a bird,Oh Yes! I love my little birdies.Every day i put out some seeds,peanuts,grapes and fatballs.I did that this morning just before 5.00.

are you on plentyoffish or tinder?

Sophiakenny.I just had to Google plentyoffish and tinder to find out what they are and Google tells me that they are dating sites.Not on any dating sites at the moment but I think sites like those can be really helpful.I may join some,I'm not sure.I know what I am sure about though,I need to find a job first.By the way sophiakenny may I ask you are you a woman?

the culvinator, do you feed ducks ?

The CulvinatorIbrahima Sonko I feed all the birds that visit my garden but ive not   yet seen a lovely little duck.

Anybody have any opinion on removing hair,as it where.

sofiakenny
Joined: 02 Apr 05
Replies: 17544
    07 Jul 16 12:35   

are you on plentyoffish or tinder?


...or Grinder?

What a vivid picture of your life, you paint.

Surreal

I'm not a woman, but maybe one factor is whether or not you have a ridiculously shaped head. Do you?

Maybe I'm wrong here but....this fred to me reads more like a 'fishing' fred, than birds or hair 

Why not have a hair transplant like Tom Lee.

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PatraTheCat.Hello Patra.I think my head is just one of those normal shaped heads,not absolutely sure though because ive never seen it hairless.

dunlaying.Tom Lee? Is he on channel 4 racing?.No i wouldint have a hair transplant even if i could afford it.I'm rapidly embracing the idea of my having a big,bald head.

gawdalmighty."Maybe i'm wrong here"Yes you are wrong gawd.I dont do fishing freds.

WAC, a nice one mind

WAC ? Will you please explain what that means.

Work it out, you've been on here for years

crags.You still going with that silly idea well let me tell yer i'm not bothered in the least if you or anyone else think ive been here before,to me thats just water of a little ducks back.I joined here on june 12th and you can put that in your pipe and well and truely smoke it.

I will leave it for the time being because of myself finding hospitality work today but for the remaining hairs on my head the clock is ticking.

I can see what you mean Culvin. Over 30 hours you've advertised without a female reply.

A combover is definitely not a good look, Culvin

Makybe_Diva..The Bull is about to be taken by the horns and my combovers are going to be gone,gone,gone.

skinhead! skinhead!

you've just made me feel very guilty about the skinhead remark

terry mccann.I dont have a girlfiend/woman at the moment but when i find a job then shortly later i will happily enter girl search finding mode big time.I'm not looking for sex.I'm looking for A Flower that i can care for and place into sunlight.SORRY i was going to make a comment about your skinhead! skinhead!comment but i got a bit distracted.

Culvin
terry mccann.I dont have a girlfiend/woman at the moment but when i find a job then shortly later i will happily enter girl search finding mode big time.I'm not looking for sex.I'm looking for A Flower that i can care for and place into sunlight.SORRY i was going to make a comment about your skinhead! skinhead!comment but i got a bit distracted.

I think that's where you are going wrong culvin. Most flowers are looking for someone to tickle there petals.

akabula.I have not tickled a girls petals for over 16 years mate.Its only recently that i feel i've gained some confidence to begin to break free from something which i've suffered from for many,many years,,,shyness/social anxiety,etc.Until quite recently the only times i would actually leave the house would be to go to my fortnightly appointment at the dole and to B&M every 3 days or so to buy 3 Hammers cider.The cider helped me to feel i could cope.I could write a book about it all but believe you me it would be a very sad read indeed.

Just had a look at your pending photos and it looks like you were working as a waiter, were you nervous?

You've come a long way and good luck to you.

crags.I was working in a kiosk on the till and yes i was nervous basically because i had never worked on the till before.There are 3 tills in the kiosk and my till took in over £900 in just over 3 hours.It was non stop...THANKS! for the encouraging words.

Did they ever find the missing £900?

^ nasty

A joke ! Lighten up !