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I want something original if possible.
I want something original if possible.
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FlowerMyth 06 Jul 16 23:33
Jasper's Carrots
FlowerMyth 06 Jul 16 23:43
Savoys R Us
W H Granny Smiths
Beets
Costa Mongers
Jasper's Carrots
FlowerMyth 06 Jul 16 23:43
Savoys R Us
W H Granny Smiths
Beets
Costa Mongers
Kid in Lancs local Greengrocer was George Stones
I liked him he was a good chap..I recommend the name.
If you're in a n islamic demoraphic..salad in
I liked him he was a good chap..I recommend the name.
If you're in a n islamic demoraphic..salad in
Five-A-Day
Then you can do daily deals based on the name.
5 nectarines for a £1
5 bananas for 50p
etc etc
Then you can do daily deals based on the name.
5 nectarines for a £1
5 bananas for 50p
etc etc
That's good clyne
Where are you opening this shop mallet. ??
Where are you opening this shop mallet. ??
Nigel's Farm
If your names not Nigel, then you can always change your name.
If your names not Nigel, then you can always change your name.
Very Good barstool.That suggestion is the pick of the crop in more ways than one.
Planet of the Grapes is a good one to be fair.
Somebody asked where the shop will be, it will be in Reddish, Stockport.
Somebody asked where the shop will be, it will be in Reddish, Stockport.
I opened a shop in my twenties and called it something catchy, I lived to regret it 
The business went fine but answering the phone with a silly name, and repeating it to others was not.
It wasn't that bad, it was a tv repair and sell shop and I called it Mr Fixit
The business went fine but answering the phone with a silly name, and repeating it to others was not.
It wasn't that bad, it was a tv repair and sell shop and I called it Mr Fixit
I wondered why you were shocked, Capt F, and then I read my post again. I did not fix the televisions, a man did hence the name.
Mr Fixit's the greengrocer?
How does that work Dave?
Annie, sorry.
How does that work Dave?
Annie, sorry.
So, you didn't know anything about fixing TVs, but decided to open a TV repair shop and employed someone to fix the TVs.
Sounds quite plausible
Sounds quite plausible
I put my foot in it there, didn't I.
I couldn't call it Miss Fixit because I wasn't doing the fixing. I did everything else though. I got the shop, got the stock, paid the bills etc, dealt with the customers etc etc. At that time it was very rare for a business to be owned by a woman. It was only a small business though.
I couldn't call it Miss Fixit because I wasn't doing the fixing. I did everything else though. I got the shop, got the stock, paid the bills etc, dealt with the customers etc etc. At that time it was very rare for a business to be owned by a woman. It was only a small business though.
So you got the stock?
You never mentioned selling TVs, only fixing them... hence the name of said shop. What stock would you need?
More shyte from you so... I'm out!
You never mentioned selling TVs, only fixing them... hence the name of said shop. What stock would you need?
More shyte from you so... I'm out!
Amazed to see there's not a Little Mix Fix It in the Mr Men catalogue.
There will be
There will be
Talking of shop names, there's a bike shop not too far from me in Dawlish called Braking Wind Cycles. I kid you not! Wouldn't like to be answering the phone there. Really pathetic name but the shop does quite well, so I've been told.
The Edinburgh lads will know better but was there not a famously named Chinese takeaway across from the Mary Rose (pub by the Old Town) somewhere back around 1985? 
Dundas Street, Edinburgh? Frederick? Hannover?
Alias, where was the Mary Rose?
^ and was it Wee Fok Soon?
Alias, where was the Mary Rose?
^ and was it Wee Fok Soon?
Healthy Shop
or
Healthy Shop, mcdonalds is 500yards up the road.
or
Healthy Shop, mcdonalds is 500yards up the road.
Jul 8, 2016 -- 10:44PM, Capt__F wrote:
crags you and lampus cousins ?
Not everyone in Devon is related or has 6 toes on each foot.
Jul 8, 2016 -- 10:12PM, crags wrote:
So you got the stock?You never mentioned selling TVs, only fixing them... hence the name of said shop. What stock would you need?More shyte from you so... I'm out!
ttt for TAC
If you are serious about a business selling fruit and veg then you need to appeal to your target audience, not one you think is a good name.
Your potential customers want reminding of the rustic nature of eating well off the fat of the land, which is contrary to manufactured boxed sugar coated homogenised supermarket filth.
The name should be something like 'Muck'
Or
'Just Dug Up' (this one will work even better if you are old or ugly, what do you want, a smug name and no customers or one that sticks in people's minds even for the wrong reason and a pocket full of money?)
I'll tell you where to send the cheque for my consultancy genius when you are setup.
Your potential customers want reminding of the rustic nature of eating well off the fat of the land, which is contrary to manufactured boxed sugar coated homogenised supermarket filth.
The name should be something like 'Muck'
Or
'Just Dug Up' (this one will work even better if you are old or ugly, what do you want, a smug name and no customers or one that sticks in people's minds even for the wrong reason and a pocket full of money?)
I'll tell you where to send the cheque for my consultancy genius when you are setup.
lampus is a barley wine guzzling Cornish Revolutionary yet to catch the broken train line to The Warren
Poor annie caught with his/her pants down so had some posts removed. Hope enough were able to see them as they proved beyond doubt what a bull**** TAC is.
Jul 9, 2016 -- 8:22AM, Capt__F wrote:
lampus is a barley wine guzzling Cornish Revolutionary yet to catch the broken train line to The Warren
Oh, I thought he was a Devon lad.
You seem to know the area, Capt, do you live in these parts?
Jul 8, 2016 -- 9:03PM, scandanavian_haven wrote:
I think my Planet of Grapes wins
'Planet of the Grapes' wins. in a canter, 
Poor annie caught with his/her pants down so had some posts removed. Hope enough were able to see them as they proved beyond doubt what a bull**** TAC is.
The posts were removed, presumably, because you swore at me crags. I complained about it on chit chat but not to the moderators.
Will someone please help me about crags. I pride myself on not lying to anybody and to have to come on here all the time while he tells fellow chit chatters I am lying is very upsetting. I have to defend myself but it is stupid I cannot post without him twisting everything I say.
The posts were removed, presumably, because you swore at me crags. I complained about it on chit chat but not to the moderators.
Will someone please help me about crags. I pride myself on not lying to anybody and to have to come on here all the time while he tells fellow chit chatters I am lying is very upsetting. I have to defend myself but it is stupid I cannot post without him twisting everything I say.
No more from me. I've proved what a liar you are, and others will have seen it. That's good enough for me. Good luck with whatever it is you're trying to achieve on here.
crags just admit it you're in love with annie and because it's unrequited you have become bitter and obsessive. It's nothing to be ashamed of it's just human. Perhaps a hobby, or a dating site might be helpful??.
Thank me later, any further sessions will be charged at £50 per line. Yours in hope, boxingthefox.
Thank me later, any further sessions will be charged at £50 per line. Yours in hope, boxingthefox.
Jul 9, 2016 -- 3:43PM, boxingthefox wrote:
crags just admit it you're in love with annie and because it's unrequited you have become bitter and obsessive. It's nothing to be ashamed of it's just human. Perhaps a hobby, or a dating site might be helpful??.Thank me later, any further sessions will be charged at £50 per line. Yours in hope, boxingthefox.
No, I don't like liars. No time for them at all.
I feel I have a calling for this kind of stuff annie.
No more posts on this thread from me SH is the clear winner.
You haven't proved I am a liar, crags, you just keep saying it. When I ask how I am supposed to be lying you fall silent.
I will give you one last chance. Do not post about me ever again. If you do I will take it up with befair and this time I will ask for you to be banned as I have given you numerous chances.
I will give you one last chance. Do not post about me ever again. If you do I will take it up with befair and this time I will ask for you to be banned as I have given you numerous chances.
Fook me, you really have got some nerve. Anyone who seen the posts will know exactly what I mean, are you deranged?
I'm keeping well away you are clearly not a full shilling.
NO MORE FROM ME SO YOU CAN CARRY ON WITH YOUR FANTASY POSTS IF YOU WISH!
I'm keeping well away you are clearly not a full shilling.
NO MORE FROM ME SO YOU CAN CARRY ON WITH YOUR FANTASY POSTS IF YOU WISH!
I think chit chatters know who is the one who is deranged, crags
crags
nearby
had a colleague who relocated to Tiverton
he registered @ GP had initial assessment and was asked
"are you in any way related to your wife ?"
normal for Tiverton app or NFT on Dr notes
nearby
had a colleague who relocated to Tiverton
he registered @ GP had initial assessment and was asked
"are you in any way related to your wife ?"
normal for Tiverton app or NFT on Dr notes
Was in Tiverton last week, love the drive back from there to Ashburton over the Moor, beautiful.
some background music
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s://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lyTPEVv-hNE
It's quite simple what to call your business.
You simply take the name of the town your shop is in and call it your town's name fruit and veg.
Like - Bewdley Fruit and Veg, or Bridgnorth Fruit and Veg.
If the name is already being used you simply add the year you opened the shop on the end.
Perhaps your shop is located near a landmark, then you could call it by the landmark's name fruit and veg.
Which might be a toilet for instance.
In that case you might consider ''Public Urinal Fruit and Veg.'' Or ''Spend a Penny Fruit and Veg.''
Or perhaps ''One For the Pot.''
You simply take the name of the town your shop is in and call it your town's name fruit and veg.
Like - Bewdley Fruit and Veg, or Bridgnorth Fruit and Veg.
If the name is already being used you simply add the year you opened the shop on the end.
Perhaps your shop is located near a landmark, then you could call it by the landmark's name fruit and veg.
Which might be a toilet for instance.
In that case you might consider ''Public Urinal Fruit and Veg.'' Or ''Spend a Penny Fruit and Veg.''
Or perhaps ''One For the Pot.''
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