Anyone ever made a girl squirt?

Excellent, SH

SH now that is funny

sh , dare i say pmsl

I say old boy,less of the virgin eh?

op is a sleeper account - he won't be back  (accounts need 'warming over' with a forum post or five each year or they get shut down)

pee

she saw your knob and lost control of her bladder?

only happens in the porno's mate

Happens to me all the time. I've lost count of the number of times I've slipped on the floor at supermarket checkouts...Only to be helped to my feet by a semi bearded menopausal nymphette sporting a silly grin.

One tip, Never have a quickie with one behind the pub with your trousers up and your d!ck poking out of your fly. Its a bit embarrassing when you go back into the pub.

I'm afraid that Scandi is probably correct.


[   This image is no longer available.   ]

I'm not very old, I'm a vibrant 55, so scandi's statement is definitely half wrong.

This weeks events seems to have lit the the blue touch paper, on CC

I've had quite a few "squriters" in my lifetime - many men are selfish lovers and do not understand the various techniques to give a woman full satisfaction.
Most women are capable of squirting/gushing  ....you just have to know how..
Look up tantric massage...

It tastes worst than Joe Holts bitter and that's saying something...

About one in six "gush" and then not every time. Skill in the bedroom stakes comes with experience but I will offer you one piece of advice. Try give and take and do not just take and you will be fine.

its a terrible shock when it happens.

how does it happen? i don`t know.

if it was anything mechanical then it would be easy, men are good at mechanical things, its different...it dosn`t seem to help no matter how much you read about it

i recall once standing naked in front of a woman and she said "i suppose you are proud of that"
i didn`t know what to reply.
I have thought about it and wondered what exactly she meant

those were her very words, i recall them exactly

i thought to myself this is going from the sublime to the ridiculous

could it be you were wearing a dirty raincoat when she said that ifc?

This morning Ken Clark said that Speccy Gove was "not suitable". In diplomatic language this means he's a little squirt.
Personally I keep out of the way when the wife is spraying the ironing. This is good advice to anyone contemplating marriage.

and then the Tesco security staff chucked him out of the store?

*for LFC

"its a terrible shock when it happens"
To who ???
If it's her first she may be embarassed - but shows you did a good Job ....
I love it ...bring it on...

Ah sorry thought the OP was asking for advice about water fights. I'll put the water pistol away.

every so often a thread comes along and you think "no,chit chat isnt dead yet"

bravo kallis

Wonder why my post was deleted

Used to see a lady in Birmingham.
Like the niagra falls.

you cant beat a NORRIS......
NORRIS MCWHIRTER - SQUIRTER
cockney rhyming slang that probably doesnt exist but surely should

was in bow yesterday b.s. and I can now tell you that one does indeed exists

This lady had to put towels down where ever she had sex.