A mobile food vendor near me got let off for selling dodgy meat

His legal fees were paid by an anonymous doner.

I know someone who wanted to gamble on setting up a meat restaurant for midgets. It didn't go well...in the end it turned out the stakes were too high.

I spoke to him yesterday. The authorities have ordered him not to sell the burgers. He was in a fowl mood.

i sometimes see meat in the supermarket with a green sheen on it - I call it swamp meat. Lots of dodge stuff - always use your eyes before buying meat.