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Out kitchens and food banks closed down??
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Soup kitchens
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where have all our debts gone leopard?
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What debts ?
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Someone's been on the tesco 4lt cider again.
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Cut the pay of all Continentals to £6 per hour !
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I have had half a can of ice-cold Stella....sober as a judge !
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F*ck the EU ! .. that would make a good t-shirt.
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Crack addict.
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MT....try to move onto methadone.
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It's less more-ish....they say !
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It would calm you down a bit.
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Been in that there central London.......the Gay Pride march was on !
Grid-lock at 18:30.....when they said all the roads should be open ! |
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At Gay Pride I would imagine most things to be open!
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Some strange looking characters about !
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They all seemed to be having fun.....so live and let live.....eh?
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I was wondering why the forum was so quiet.
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Brassneck not f*xed his comp yet?
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That n*ncey dweeb, Gideon not surfaced yet....I see !
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I hear he's been sedated so he doesn't top himself !
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Beat you to it !
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Great , I tell thee !
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Yep, that's right.
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Entire British Empire restored
EVERY country in the former British Empire has demanded Britain resume full political control now it has proven it is great again. Australia, India, Canada, Egypt and South Africa, among a host of others, have all dissolved their governments in a show of awestruck admiration for the British lion’s newfound mighty roar. Kenya’s president Uluru Kenyatta said: “We never wanted Britain to stop ruling us in the first place – why ever would we? – but you just needed to grab hold of your mojo again. “Don’t worry about giving us voting rights or any of that nonsense. Now you are once again a proud, resurgent nation unafraid of political correctness, we have absolute trust you will act in our best interest. And the world’s. “I step down this afternoon. Oh man, I hope we get Michael Gove as governor. That guy is the best.” The UK now commands a fifth of the world’s population and one-quarter of its total habitable land, which is as it should be. Retired headmistress Margaret Gerving, from Guildford, said: “I don’t know why America is insisting on being independent. I’m sure they’ll stop being silly eventually.” |
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Sounds good !
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Why not call it Fantastic Britain?
Ptolemy referred to the larger island as great Britain and to Ireland as little Britain. Great in this case does not mean of ability, quality, or eminence considerably above average. Recent events might require a change Antonyms for great: insignificant, limited, little, low, mild, miniature, minute, moderate, small, soft, teeny, tiny, unimportant, weak, thin, few, ignorant, infamous, menial, poor, powerless, short, stupid, uncelebrated, undignified, unknown, unskilled |
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^ That's you that is
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It's not f*cked as in other thread.
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heard of the united kingdom trade continuation act? a bill to urge continuance of trade with the uk - one week after brexit - so the yanks know!!! being promoted by some US politicos
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Know what?
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