I Just Wish To Say...

Hello and welcome

Boxing

"I joined this place about a week ago but ive been a long time visitor here"

Creepy stalker

Culvin, do you have a feline friend called Hubbes?

got in just before the borders tightened

If you've got asbergers....you will fit in well

I was actually not aware that i joined here on Russian Independence Day Ron Russian.Thanks for the reminder.You been to Russia then?

Hi

My name is Scandanavian Haven

Things you need to know to help you settle in.

You are a nobody on this forum until Tommy Toes acknowledges your existence.

He is the Landlord and has encyclopedic knowledge of every thread every post and every poster gone before.

ebul gery is not the full ticket, lfc is not even half a ticket. But they are our tickets.

Leopard is the TV Guide, if it's worth watching, Leopard will set reminder without you having to lift a finger.

Ron Russian wife ran off with a muslim, he's not very happy about it.

Facts will bring you many facts.

And right wing looneys will call them fiction.

Pandora is the forum punch bag.

He takes it like a man. He is undefeated in his stoicism.

zorrostrikes will post many interesting threads that you'll read thoroughly.

You wont be able to make head nor tail of half of em'.

Screamingfromthebeneathewaves and Dstyle are the two of the more well balanced and informative posters on the forum.

Except when one of which is talking about dogs bollox

akabula is a Scottish Tory

I know, chocolate kettles.

annie is not a man, she's not a man, don't call her a man, or a truck driver, unless your name is crags, then it's funny.

bigmo posts lots of pictures and lots of jokes, who doesn't like bigmo, apart from whoever has to sit next to him on a long haul flight.

boxingthefox has the best username.

No I don't know what it means either.

makybe diva is the only women on the forum, apart from annie, I think.

breadnbutter, you will read his posts several times over.

And you will never be able to decipher wtf he is saying, it's not you.

If you see a money tree tip

Lay it.

TheChaser pops up from time to time

Don't worry about him, he is lost.

Eeternaloptimist is gone but not forgotten.

He handed out too many virtual beatings.

Without his victims even knowing.

Crisp tells jokes 99% of the time

They are funny 100% of the time

You will never ever be fully accepted into the chit chat clique

Until the day abitofinterest asks you for a naked group hug.

I've never been offered a hug.

Thankfully

Post of the year, SH

Welcome Culvin.

Great post S H.

Hi M D.

SH.

@just checking.No mate that's Calvin not Culvin

did you vote in or out.

The whole forum will have you marked down as either:

a/ a racist

or

b/ a true Brit interested in preserving the British way of life and culture and highly intelligent.

Why was EO banned? Can't imagine him posting anything that would lead to a ban. It's all rather strange.

Well in that case Culvin

Welcome to the forum