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30 May 16
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Bus Driver told passenger(not me) that she could not get on unless she binned her chips. No food was allowed on the bus? Her boyfriend got really upset as the driver was munching on a bag of walker crisps. Got really heated and a lot of murmuring was going on among the passengers already on the bus. Eventually the high and mighty driver allowed the chavs on the bus. He asserted his divine right in a just and noble way.
They sell food on trains? Are buses missing an opportunity?
I saw a cherry tomato on a bus seat, with chocolate wrappers and drink bottles on the floor? Crisp wrappers and other food stuffs. But chips.... none.
Why do buses smell like the inside of a bin? the next chapter.
They sell food on trains? Are buses missing an opportunity?
I saw a cherry tomato on a bus seat, with chocolate wrappers and drink bottles on the floor? Crisp wrappers and other food stuffs. But chips.... none.
Why do buses smell like the inside of a bin? the next chapter.
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The majority of bus drivers are arseh0les in my experience.
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I have never seen an arseh0le drive a bus.
Simply can't imagine it. |
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Some rowdies were getting of a bus and one was carrying a take away that he'd been eating.
As he was near the exit he turned and threw the take-away at some people who had moved from the upper deck to the lower one to avoid these thugs. I was right at the back of the bus and saw it all. The ones at the front of the bus were spattered with curry sauce and chips. I'd better not mention that the rowdies were of African decent. |
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I got on the top deck once and there was a football fan up there with me(won't mention the team). He got up straddled the aisle and started to whiz. The stream ran the length of the bus. one minute later he got off the bus at the next stop?
Couldn't he have waited and used a bush? a lovely memory of bus travel. |
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 I once took a p1ss on a bus....wasnt my proudest moment tbh, I was very drunk at the time and did it discreetly at the back while upstairs. Most of it pooled at the back of the bus while going uphill and then sloshed to the front coming back down the otherside. Though in fairness I had assumed it would have just run out of the holes situated along the edges....alas it didnt work out that way. I dont think you can take paint on a bus either |
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^How disgusting.
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The irony is that back then I knew nothing of Diogenes, I simply really needed a p1ss and it was the last bus.
Now I know of Diogenes and its something he might have done just out of spite. I wouldnt do it now whether philosophically based or extreme need. I never travel on buses now anyway ffs. |
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community cattle wagons that simply move impecunious people around so they dont all frequent the same places at the same time and bring the property prices down
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I will never be able to read your posts in the saw way again, dustbin, the p*ss story will just always be there, at the back of my mind
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people used to p1ss in each others pockets on the terraces
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no food on the Loozer Croozers
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I hope dusty bin doesn't have a story about how the Inbetweeners "Bus W*nker" insult would have a particularly appropriate meaning for him..
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If it's company policy it's the drivers job to enforce it. Of trains and buses, buses are easily the chavvier mode of transport. Coaches are OK, I look forward to taking coach tours of the Lake District with DOH WAH one day, but you won't get many chip throwing chavs on Saga day trips.
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Pishing on a bus?..Now that is bad...No wonder the drivers are a bunch of grumpy ****.
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nah
5hitting would have been bad. Steel workers around here would p1ss on their hands pretty often to strengthen the skin |
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Exclusive never before seen footage of Dusty Bin's most recent bus journey:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ci-1eS9ceZM and shopping excursion https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7G0HPofcr6E |
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Bus drivers horrible chunts ( nap ) Taxi drivers ( n.b )
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 Ive seen that of the woman before, its still amusing. Obv. mine was loads different in that it was on the late bus, nobody else was around, the bus was going to finish for the day, busses were just really 5hit back then, I was ****d....and there just was a sense of looking after yourself. Like I said blokes on the terraces around here p1ssed in fellow fans' pockets, steel workers p1ssen on their hands and never washed em, it was just how it was, moaning got you nowhere. |
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Drunkenness is hideous. Why do people indulge in it if they end up like dustybin peeing on the bus?
I drank a glass of beer once, but i will never drink another one again. Where will it lead? |
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coach travel maybe the way forward here with the onboard karzees
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juan manuel marquez drinking his own urine 24/7 ( a little p1ss on a bus is nothing dusty did you have a bottle to try fill up r just spray it all over the seats?) i triued to bottle one up but made it worse
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vqxHfaIA8IU |
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there was once a human sh1t on a bank machine over the number keys now thats uncalled for
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"there once was a human sh1t on a bank machine over the number keys now thats uncalled for"
Sounds like the start of an interesting limerick |
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There once was a human sh1t on a bank machine
Over the number keys now thats uncalled for Was pissed on the lash I needed the cash Wiped the worst of it off on the dance floor |
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Why do people drink their own urine is it superstitious does it have good in it somewhere
Maybe if your dying in the desert and it's your last slash but not when you got taps around you |
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this thread was a bad idea.
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