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So Germany instruct England that they can not sell cigarettes unless they are in plain packets.And England say"ok angela we will do whatever you say,we will arrange the changes".so start realizing it lads,what ever Germany says goes as far as Europe is concerned.
its that start of things to come.
its that start of things to come.
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It took the Krauts 71 years to get their feet under the table..
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Hi Guinness.
I forgot whether you're a flat person or not but the Preakness is on in just over 30 minutes. |
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So then Germany say,if you want to be good Europeans you will have to take in a million turks,and a million refugees.
but England say "but Angela ,we can not afford to take in 2 million foreigners." So Germany say "relax ,you only have to pay them 35 grand a year,and you only have to take 2 million a year for the next 5 years" so England say"ok angela we will arrange that ,but we will spin it so our people think that we will send them home in ten years time,and we will also spin that if they don't earn 35 grand we will send them home. but we know angela you will give us a brown envelope each year for 5 years for housing the 10 million turks and refugees. So Germany say,we will pay you to accommodate them and you will make a few quid yourselves by taxing them on their 35 grand yearly wage. so ENGLAND SAY,ok angela,we will be good Europeans and arrange that,and we will start with the first 2 million foreigners in 2017. And you can pay the cheque to us in December 2017. |
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Hello EK. Nope but will watch' ta....
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Just sang the Maryland anthem.
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So next year Germany are going to introduce a European directive that all good Europeans by the year 2025 will be non smokers,non drinkers, and now gamblers,by banning smoking for ever,by blocking internet gambling,and turning pubs into wine bars that you must have a meal if you want to have a drink in public.
So England say"angela,They are three great ideas we are with you on them"Have you any plans for drugs. So Germany say yes,we intend to start conscription into the European defence force,so all children will be educated about the evils of drugs when they do their 3 years manatory service from 16 years of age to 19 years of age. the ones that survive the wars we fight should be perfect well developed young adults when they come out of the European national service.we will also conscript all the unemployed across Europe so all the people of Europe will be safe in the knowledge that we have the strongest army in the world,and our children will be smoke free,drink free,gamble free,and drug free. so England say,angela you are tops we are with you all the way. |
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Wheres the fackin betting...............
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Guinness,
Nice tactics there by Desormeaux - Nyquist made to do too much early! |
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British politicians are more fanatical about anti smoking than anyone , except maybe New York, California
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I've not watched it, couldn't have a bet..
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So Germany say,"what do you mean you are with us all the way,you will have no choice,once you sign up for brexit you will be come fully fledged members of the European union and you will do what you are told to do.you better read the small print before you vote because there is no going back,once you sign you sing.
So England say "ok Angela,its no problem for us to hoodwink the general public.we will get our best spinners on the case,but don't forget the brown envelopes because there is a few fat cats that need to be fed. THE END. |