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polo minx
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I have two.

They have decided to nest in a medium sized upturned flower pot, entering through the hole in the top.

I have several small dogs and want to make sure my Tits are safe. Any suggestions please?

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Report zorrostrikes May 16, 2016 8:32 PM BST
Cameron and Osborne - they lather up every day and give milk to smaller tits to nourish them.
Report terry mccann May 16, 2016 8:45 PM BST
great t1ts like melonsExcited
they also like apples Grin
Report Deltâ May 16, 2016 9:14 PM BST
thought this was about that Women Police officer ..
Report Clouseau May 16, 2016 10:27 PM BST
Great work with the double-entendre.

Advice is flat-arse the dogs with your foot if they show any interest in the flowerpot.

The tits will be gone soon, unlike the OP's, unless he starts exercising.... there are exercises you can do in your lorry whilst driving to keep the man boobs down but the gut needs a bit more attention. Good luck. Mischief
Report Greg_Gory May 16, 2016 10:40 PM BST
Clip your dogs wings
That should keep your t1ts safe
Report themightymac May 17, 2016 12:09 AM BST
A lot of blue Tits around here. Crazy
Report polo minx May 17, 2016 8:19 AM BST
Thank you for your sensible advice

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Report TheNorfolkMafia May 17, 2016 9:49 AM BST


Whoops, sorry, wrong thread!

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Report polo minx May 17, 2016 10:09 AM BST
No problem. She will protect my flower pot very nicely

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Report polo minx May 17, 2016 8:54 PM BST
They might come out tomorrow
Report terry mccann May 17, 2016 9:11 PM BST
wouldn't mind being her backdoor man
Report crags May 17, 2016 9:16 PM BST
Most unseemly.
Report dukeofpuke May 17, 2016 9:55 PM BST
that looks like my missus.sh!t it is my missus

she has never been able to stand up
Report Facts May 17, 2016 10:13 PM BST
polo m

I would have thought the hole in an upturned medium flower pot, would be too small for a great tit to enter.
Report blackbarn May 17, 2016 10:32 PM BST
Facts - you are completely correct.  May I point out that this may not be the serious fred that you (and ICool) thought it wasWink
Report terry mccann May 18, 2016 6:50 AM BST
crags Laugh
Report polo minx May 18, 2016 8:48 AM BST
Nobody has mentioned tits like coconuts
Report terry mccann May 18, 2016 9:54 AM BST
well I thought melons was ok poloSurprised
Report FlowerMyth May 18, 2016 10:08 AM BST
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s0qHmBJntfM
Report polo minx May 18, 2016 10:39 AM BST
Yes, I have seen that. A pity you don't see more of what happens to the babies
Report FlowerMyth May 18, 2016 10:56 AM BST
Yes that occurred to me.

My worry would be them being able to get out of the hole, that looks tricky. Tit boxes always have the hole as a ledge. Flying up to that hole is not going to be easy I'd have thought for something bumbling about.

If all goes well there should come a point where the adults are outside trying to coax the young out. I'd keep an eye on them and if they don't appear to be making it lift the pot, after a suitable amount of time.
Report polo minx May 18, 2016 11:04 AM BST
Good thought - thanks!

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Report scandanavian_haven May 18, 2016 12:03 PM BST
I honestly can't remember the last time I saw a blue tit? Very rare nowadays
Report polo minx May 18, 2016 12:08 PM BST
They are everywhere - especially in the winter
Report scandanavian_haven May 18, 2016 12:09 PM BST
I must be colour blindSad
Report polo minx May 18, 2016 2:08 PM BST
Report trilby22 May 18, 2016 2:09 PM BST
Report polo minx May 18, 2016 2:10 PM BST
Report terry mccann May 18, 2016 11:13 PM BST
they must be the great t1ts you meant--end of fredGrin
Report themightymac May 18, 2016 11:17 PM BST
Jordan is writing her biography in the peaceful surroundings of Antarctica. It's title is the Cold Tits Story.
Report crags May 18, 2016 11:55 PM BST
No such a bird as a cold tit, but there is a coal tit.

Book may be best written in a pit.
Report Capt__F May 18, 2016 11:58 PM BST
norfolk mafia knows his onions
Report themightymac May 19, 2016 12:01 AM BST
There used to be thousands of Coal tits about here but never see one now with there habitat disappearing.
Report polo minx May 19, 2016 8:32 AM BST
Nope, none here but quite a few long tailed tits
Report terry mccann May 19, 2016 9:41 AM BST
you sure like your t1ts polo theres no doubt about that
Report Makybe_Diva May 19, 2016 12:46 PM BST
I've been worried about your blue tits, Polo Minx.

Like FlowerMyth I'm concerned about them being able to get up to the hole when it's time to fledge.

I really hope this has a happy ending.
Report polo minx May 19, 2016 3:31 PM BST
Thanx guys
Report themightymac May 19, 2016 5:18 PM BST


COAL TIT
Report Makybe_Diva May 19, 2016 5:40 PM BST
Love
Report terry mccann May 19, 2016 5:42 PM BST
talkin of great t1ts,good evening to you divaWhoops
Report Makybe_Diva May 19, 2016 5:43 PM BST
Shocked
Report terry mccann May 19, 2016 5:43 PM BST
I know reported,tis a fair copMischief
Report Makybe_Diva May 19, 2016 5:44 PM BST
Laugh
Report polo minx May 19, 2016 5:47 PM BST
indeed
Report terry mccann May 19, 2016 5:51 PM BST
I used to be a gentleman ladies,heaven knows what went wrongLaugh
Report polo minx May 19, 2016 5:57 PM BST
Too many tits, probably
Report terry mccann May 19, 2016 6:03 PM BST
almost certainly Crazy
Report polo minx May 19, 2016 8:39 PM BST
Does anybody get them out on here?
Report polo minx May 20, 2016 8:35 AM BST
clearly not
Report FlowerMyth May 20, 2016 9:59 AM BST
Next year you should leave two upturned pots lying next to each other to remind you of this thread.
Report bigmo May 20, 2016 10:07 AM BST
flobadob
Report The Leopard May 20, 2016 10:10 AM BST
Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeed !
Report The Leopard May 20, 2016 10:14 AM BST
Bil & Ben : The Flower Pot Men :   (for younger posters)

The programme always took place in a garden, behind a potting shed. The third character was Little Weed, of indeterminate species, somewhat resembling a sunflower or dandelion with a smiling face, growing between two large flowerpots. The three were also sometimes visited by a tortoise called Slowcoach, and in one particular episode, the trio meet a slightly mysterious character made out of potatoes called Dan the potato man. While the "man who worked in the garden" was away having his dinner the two Flower Pot Men, Bill and Ben, emerged from the two flowerpots. After a minor adventure a minor mishap occurs; someone is guilty. "Which of those two flower pot men, was it Bill or was it Ben?" the narrator trills, in a quavering soprano; the villain confesses; the gardener's footsteps are heard coming up the garden path; the Flower Pot Men vanish into their pots and the closing credits roll. The final punch-line was, "and I think the little house knew something about it! Don't you?"
Report polo minx May 20, 2016 10:49 AM BST
Let's go to San Francisco
Report The Leopard May 20, 2016 10:58 AM BST
Where the flowers grow so very high
Report polo minx May 20, 2016 11:24 AM BST
You have a pic of a naked woman in your gallery. I was not allowed to upload one
Report The Leopard May 20, 2016 11:37 AM BST
This one, some top female golfer ;

.
Report polo minx May 20, 2016 11:45 AM BST
nice swing
Report stickyvicky May 20, 2016 1:18 PM BST
This lady knows how to flaunt them

Report polo minx May 20, 2016 5:52 PM BST
2 children and a milf - lol
Report polo minx May 21, 2016 9:58 AM BST
I would rather have one of Mr Leopard's lady golfers
Report terry mccann May 21, 2016 3:12 PM BST
yer not the devil by any chance are you polo?
Report polo minx May 21, 2016 4:37 PM BST
Just ambidextrous, Tel
Report terry mccann May 21, 2016 4:43 PM BST
and annie makes two, no its just you had the dreaded 666 by your name just now
Report polo minx May 21, 2016 6:45 PM BST
I have moved on now
Report polo minx May 22, 2016 4:40 PM BST
2 pairs out. Sadly one pair did not survive
Report posy May 22, 2016 4:48 PM BST
polo you do go on about your tits however i'm now going to look at a redundant pipe  at the top of which a family have nested for the past 30 years or so.It's always sad the day the tweeting stops as it means they've fledged.
Report polo minx May 22, 2016 6:00 PM BST
What sort, posy?
Report Makybe_Diva May 22, 2016 6:32 PM BST
That's sad news Polo Minx but at least some have happily survived.
Report posy May 22, 2016 6:50 PM BST
a family of blue tits which are very noisy but still haven't fledged.
Report Makybe_Diva May 22, 2016 7:03 PM BST
Aww Love

I know what you mean about it being sad when they're gone.
Report FlowerMyth May 22, 2016 7:23 PM BST
Two surviving's about right, isn't it? Clearly we underestimate these birds' abilities to get out of difficult places.
Report terry mccann May 22, 2016 8:00 PM BST
these t1ts of yours polo,i thought you were gonna show us
Report polo minx May 22, 2016 9:02 PM BST
In my pics on here,Terry X
Report terry mccann May 22, 2016 9:23 PM BST
mighty graceful polo x
Report polo minx May 23, 2016 8:05 AM BST
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