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when he returns on Tuesday. You know leaving scissors lying about and that. Sure chitchat can come up with something funny.
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Knock his wife up?
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Obviously she has to be in on the joke, otherwise it's just rape, and that's not funny.
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Brilliant Ken.
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The vasectomy song
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While doing a vasectomy, the doctor slipped and cut off one of the man’s balls. To avoid a huge malpractice suit, he decided to replace the missing ball with an onion.
Several weeks later, the patient returned for a checkup. “How’s your sex life?” the doctor asked. “Pretty good, but I’ve had some strange side effects.” “Like what?” the doctor asked anxiously. “Well, every time I piss my eyes water. When my wife gives me a **** she gets heartburn. And every time I pass a hotdog stand, I get a hard-on.” |
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Good luck in your next job.
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Anytime someone get's a bit p1ssed off gonna say "alright mate, don't get all testy". Should be hilarious.
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Castration's nothing like a vasectomy, there's a vas deferens between them.
(c) me, ten years ago |
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Two Victoria plums in a wet paper bag left on his desk. Hilarity ensues.
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