I'm off to a shíthole called..

Afore ye go...get one of these

http://www.protectivemasksdirect.co.uk/moldex-compactmask-ffa2p3-r-d-936-p.asp

Landan Tahn?

Landan..?

Nah - it's called Londonistan thses days.

are you visiting the Consulates in Kilburn and Cricklewood?

I think he's gone without saying Cheerio. Some people I ask you.

I take it he's off to Wembley, the home of world football.

Maybe he's going to meet the fuzzy faced twots that he's always gibbering on about

Fuzzy chinned

hope the op saw the sights

Not sure we want his lot down here. And it's a long way home when you've been chinned in the 90th minute.

I wonder if the OP is from the tropical paradise of Huyton

Yep, still a ****. Not a place ye could bring up a polecat really. I did spot 2 white blokes near Brent Park, metinks they were Mancs who had got lost.

Won 6k on the game so a fine time was had by all, although the standard of escort lady has dropped as well. I mean a grand for 2 Latvian hookers for the night? Although Isha was extremely cute, her shaved nether regions would have been more suited to Rooneys napper..

Wembleys ruined as an area what with the mega mosque a stones throw
away in brentfield road

There's diversity Ron, and then there's accession..

Apr 25, 2016 -- 7:57AM, Ron-Russian wrote:

Wembleys ruined as an area what with the mega mosque a stones throwaway in brentfield road

It's actually a Hindu temple, incredible detail put in to the design :
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http://londonmandir.baps.org/images/the-mandir-moods/

Applications for Mega-Mosques are always rejected now due to the impact on the local community.

Neasden Temple architecture at its finest, built by the Hindu for Hindu....................

Got rid of the black bogies yet Guinness2dear?
Can't say you wasn't warned.

Apologies Leopard.

Due to the amount of muslims in the area i rather ignorantly
assumed it was a mosque

Here's a map of all 415 Mosques in London :
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http://mosques.muslimsinbritain.org/maps.php#/town/London

I was looking at that the other day!

Looks like londons been hit with a gatling gun...

Only 4 within 2 miles of me....rents are too high in Ealing