"I know you wear purple underwear"

Eric: So, what're you doing then? On your holidays?
Jack Carter: No, I'm visiting relatives.
Eric: Oh, that's nice.
Jack Carter: It would be... if they were still living.

A bloody funny thing.

"My name is Michael Pain and I'm a nosey neighbour"

''You know, I'd almost forgotten what your eyes looked like.

They're still the same - p!ss holes in the snow.''

This new version is dire with that background music.
It stopped just before I was about to turn it off.

Didn't realise it was the remake until just before 9.00

the film was voted the worst remake of all time by users of British DVD rental website ScreenSelect

I had tv on mute as betting and seen stallone didn't even realise it was this film

It's not a patch off the original. It's utter rubbish

That "Long Bar" in Newcastle where Carter goes for a pint "in a thin glass" after getting off the train looked like an interesting place for a bevvy.