I have a spot developing on my nose.

Could be a serbacious cyst...had one removed from my ear lobe today

Is it a white nose?

Mirror, squeeze, step back.

It hurts like a bastard IS, white head on it Ron.

TCP always worth a go (dab with c/wool)

Sudocrem NAP

Hurts means the pressure needs releasing, squeeze it like a man.

leave it and see how big you can grow it, smear some dirty axle grease on it

May be growing another nipple

Do you live near Sellafield

Close Ovalman, Sheffield. The spot went with a right pop, still sore though, dont think ive seen the last of it yet.

Put me off my lunch.

Put Tea tree oil on it, wil do wonders.

Lance it.

Here's how:

www.Don Quixote boillancing.com

Buy yourself a black cat and a broom

You need to make an appointment with Dr. Pimple Popper.

She'll sort it out for you.

that beast will return now you manually burst it
leave em till they are about to go themselves and are ripe, that way you dont squeeze puss back in again like you will have just done
that will now have to show somewhere else soon

Don't squeeze big zits before they are ready and got proper heads on them, it's a mistake and you could make things far worse. Make sure the pores arent blocked so it can try and find an escape route.
If it's close, try steaming it, like bowel of hot water + head + towel over it, to open it ut.

toothpaste it. anti bacterial?

The Mrs reckons its all out now, never had owt like it before. Was a right monster, and the swelling has gone right down. Also the soreness has mostly gone.

Do you get mouth ulcers as well?

I used to in my teens DrC, quite often but im 38 now.

That's something else that doctors can't explain.

I can the occasional spot if I've eaten a lot of sweet stuff, but it's very rare.

I don't get many spots now but I had one a year or two ago, developed under my lip at the edge. That was soooooooooooooooooo painful. I felt it long before it showed anything, when it showed it was huge .. and even more painful. Certain foods seem to bring them on with me.

My ear is stil recovering hopefully I will be able to place my head on either side of the pillow once the
swelling has gone down,,Stitches removed wed thur or fri..

Better to place your head on the top side of the pillow rather than the underside of the pillow Breeding, otherwise you might suffocate.

I'm already Dead so it makes very little  difference

Talking of "ears" apparently Bruce Willis filming die hard caused permanent hearing damage as the director wanted extra loud blanks so people reacted more - and one went off too close to his ear.

You know were you heard it first

I didn't hear it I read it, I worked as the "how loud is too loud" test subject on die hard.

Oh dear off to bed good night Just Checking..

Sweet dreams!

Don't squeeze big zits before they are ready and got proper heads on them, it's a mistake and you could make things far worse. Make sure the pores arent blocked so it can try and find an escape route.
If it's close, try steaming it, like bowel of hot water + head + towel over it, to open it ut.

I'not sure I'm enamoured with the idea of a bowel of hot water tbh.

was he supposed to dip his nose in a bowl of hot water

Look it's a fair unit of measure. Accepted across the gloweb.
Either you either accept my "bowel" of hot squirty water, or I'm off to the german "video" thead to show you how bito dispenses "saline solution" .

just been reading a novel one line said "his nose went the colour of a scalded bell end" 

I think ulcers are linked to digestive problems, or put another way....a problem getting rid of your s hit.

I also suffered from spots and sometimes still get them and occasionally are large, milk and too much alcohol set me off and I believe its an internal thing rather than external as some people may have you believe.

I'd swap my ruptured Baker's cyst for a hideous spot any day of the week, one month of pure agony and it's not relenting. no idea how it happened, it just did and it's very bad news.

slippy ... hows your boozer in the village open or shut ?

Shut mate, no sign of opening the Crown And Greyhound anytime soon. They are supposed to be building a hotel behind the pub but I never see any sign of action from builders and I go past there every single day. Also The Half Moon was supposed to be open in June, they said this year but I'm guessing June 2018 if not later. I've given up on "The Dog" to be honest. I hate the crappy gastropubs around here, £5.65 for a pint of lager and Mumsnet meetings at lunchtimes, they can stick that carry on where the sun doesn't shine.

Bloodyhell Slippy, £5.65 a pint, where u live?!