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Clouseau
31 Mar 16 00:12
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The new lad who does the Football Focus on Saturdays seems like a decent presenter as does the black chap who occasionally does the sport section... however...

Naga's got a voice like Sybil Fawlty and grates my ears,

The other male presenters like Charlie wotshisname have no gravitas and Charlie loves his film actor interviews where he must have to keep stopping the filming to brush his tongue so it doesn't look as brown as it would be from licking so many actor arses.

Minchin seems like a littlew mouse in the corner,

The sports girl, (can't even remember her name) looks constantly awkward and thinks she's having a half-informed girlie chat down the gym when she is actually broadcasting to the nation about the latest sporting endeavours and achievements,

The other sports bloke appears to be like the kid at school who was really keen but crap at everything and I don't give a sh1te about some totally obscure "sport" that doesn't really exist and no-one is interested in but he feels the need to have a go at every week like falling down a hill in a balloon or some other sh1te.

The business girl seems nice but is so outperformed by the bloke who occasionally gets a look in and seems to know what he is talking about.

The vacuous stories that they cover tend to be so insignificant and annoying when they pop back up every few minutes on repeat and have some roving reporter visiting a school somewhere and being amazed how the kids have learnt to read and made a reconstruction of the slave trade made out of papier mache and  pigeon droppings.

All I want is some balanced journalism and a report on the latest news because I've only got a few minutes locating a pair of matching socks and a reasonably clean pair of unstained underpants so I haven't got time for all that. DevilCry
Pause • Switch to Standard View BBC Breakfast. I can't take it any more.
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Report Clouseau • March 31, 2016 12:20 AM BST
Carol Kirkwood, however, who does the weather is so good and pleasant to listen to that I wish she did the whole show... and she probably could. Love
Report Foinavon • March 31, 2016 12:21 AM BST
Brilliant summary Clouseau, Woman's Own live. If you want News Al Jazeera  is the place to go.Even Euronews is now better than the Beeb Crazy
Report Foinavon • March 31, 2016 12:23 AM BST
Carol Kirkwood, however, who does the weather

I know what you see in her Blush
Report Clouseau • March 31, 2016 12:34 AM BST
Thank you Foinavon.

I love Carol Kirkwood though. She is intelligent, has such a cheery personality, a lot of expertise, a beautiful face and I would love to rub my face in her bazookas so am almost hypnotised with erotic fantasy when she's talks to me about showers. BlushLove
Report Foinavon • March 31, 2016 12:44 AM BST
ExcitedBlush
Report guinness2dear • March 31, 2016 12:58 AM BST
I have a rather cool clip of Kirkyboobs running upsstairs on SComeD...
Report Roger The Butler • March 31, 2016 1:07 AM BST
The thing that bugs me is when the presenter introducing who the pair of them on the sofa are has to look at the other one when saying their name, to demonstrate which is which.

Charlie: "This is BBC Breakfast with Louise Minchin [looks at Louise Minchin] and Charlie Stayt".

Naga: "This is BBC Breakfast with Dan Walker [looks at Dan Walker] and Naga Munchetty".

You are not helping me with these looks. I can work out that the one in the suit is probably Charlie and the one in the skirt with boobs is probably Louise.

Now I've said this you will notice it every time they do it, and it will bug you as much as it bugs me.
Report guinness2dear • March 31, 2016 1:24 AM BST
Oi Rog; what was de name of that fit bit ye sent me? The chubby one on Asian..
Report onlooker • March 31, 2016 1:46 AM BST
The OP could have just entitled this thread ...


BBC. I can't take it any more
Report guinness2dear • March 31, 2016 2:04 AM BST
That's funny for ye mucker..
Report rob_dylan • March 31, 2016 8:33 AM BST
This is like the good old days of Frasier and Live Forever.  Top work monsieur.
Report Clerkmore • March 31, 2016 8:36 AM BST
They haven't adequately replaced Susanna Reid crossing and uncrossing her legs in the morning.

However, Naga should be ditched and also Steph the business bird with the dreadful accent. They do have a girl, Victoria, who does the business from time to time who should get the gig full time.
Report HH Sultan Vinegar • March 31, 2016 8:42 AM BST
That Naga is one of the most annoying feckers on the box. If on the odd occasion I do put BBC1 on in the morning and I see her, the channel is immediately killed.
All these gorgeous Indian ladies about, and the BBC had to go and hire that big eared supercilious monstrosity.
Report Capt__F • March 31, 2016 8:54 AM BST
Susanna on Good Morning Britain nice start to day however that turd Pees Morgan co pilot
Report smartie3 • March 31, 2016 9:03 AM BST
I have just turned it off. Naga didn't understand the meaning of the term "real ale" and tried to make an argument with the gentleman representing CAMRA. Just because it's not her cup of tea doesn't mean to say that others don't like it. I only wanted to see if there was any news this morning...got 2 minutes on the serious situation at TATA steel and 5 minutes talking about Adrian Lester's new TV programme.
Report Crisp77 • March 31, 2016 9:14 AM BST
The planes at Horseguards looked nice Cool
Report twizzle22 • March 31, 2016 9:18 AM BST
Ditched BBC breakfast  when Susanna departed...Everyone Loves Raymond is the way to go folks.
Report dustybin • March 31, 2016 10:21 AM BST
You missed the Aussie business guy who is so over the top I'm sure he's covering torrets ticks.
Then there is the business woman who looks like a chewed sandwich.
That Charlie crosses his legs with the help of his hands like he's got a peg leg.
That Saturday sports guy is like the return of Timmy mallet.

It's like the set of an equal opportunities charity group.
Report Dr Crippen • March 31, 2016 10:29 AM BST
The whole BBC network is dire.

Too much political correctness and biased reporting and in the news, and too many ethnic type presenters who we know are only in the jobs because of the colour of their skins.

The sooner it's gone the better.
Report leazes67 • March 31, 2016 10:46 AM BST
Main 6 o'clock news last night..sports news,first up Englands womens cricketers lose quater final match,ahead of the fantastic mens semi final win against New Zealand.Do they do it on purpose?I despair at times.
Report twizzle22 • March 31, 2016 11:45 AM BST
leazes..that truly is appalling.If ever an example were needed to prove the organisations bias towards womens sport there it is..unbelievable stuffSad
Report Platini • March 31, 2016 11:49 AM BST
Naga is very cute, classic take home to meet your mum material, but far too squeaky clean to raise the interest of the pervs on here.
Nugent OTOH is pure filth and frequently features in my impure thoughts Wink
Report rob_dylan • March 31, 2016 12:00 PM BST
I saw that leazes, something like this.....

"Disappointment for the England ladies as they lose to Australia, but the England men are in the final"

The worm has fkin turned.
Report bigH • March 31, 2016 1:44 PM BST
I like Naga. She plays golf and has a nice arse

Is there a bigger helmet on TV than Mike Bushell?? - he was trying out a minority sport with 8 year old schoolkids the other week and they were all taller than him. He just needs loading in to a cannon.

The northern tranny "Steff" who does the business news is beyond hopeless.
Report Clouseau • March 31, 2016 3:30 PM BST
tbf if I had a foursome with Nugent, Munchetty and Minchin, the 2 "M"s would be having to make their own entertainment for much of the time. Wink
Report rob_dylan • March 31, 2016 3:34 PM BST
Minchin is lovely.  world (or euro?) championship triathlete - she'd go like the fkin clappers.
Report dustybin • March 31, 2016 3:41 PM BST
clapped out more like

and that 'hehehehehehe, morrrrrning' high pitched handover she does has me clawing at my own face
Report dustybin • March 31, 2016 3:42 PM BST
all went to pot after that Sian left about a decade ago

that sally is battered as is steph
Report Burton-Brewers • March 31, 2016 3:46 PM BST
at least no chance of ebulgery popping up on this thread
Report HH Sultan Vinegar • March 31, 2016 6:07 PM BST
West Indies women through to final

(and men btw)
Report curious-cat • March 31, 2016 6:19 PM BST
Mike Bushell should wear school uniform and be given a letter from his mother excusing him from partaking in sport.
Report jollyswagman • March 31, 2016 6:47 PM BST
i really like louise minchin.

i think victoria fritz is the business reporter mentioned earlier, she's lovely imo.

one things for sure, whoever is in charge of recruitment at the bbc is not on the same page as the person in charge of recruitment at fox. they may talk sh*t on the five but yesterday there was someone on called jedediah bilah, ive not noticed her before but the legs on her are awesome. fortunately for this old perv she was sitting at the end of the table so her legs were often on view, i wonder if they did this on purpose. she clearly got the gig as part of fox embracing diversitty as she is a brunette not a blonde.

if fox are ever in need of someone new to continue their recruitment policy i would certainly offer my services.
Report guinness2dear • March 31, 2016 7:06 PM BST
Andrea Tanteros has the body of a goddess and unfortunately the face of a gopher.

Jedediah Bila is cute and horny.

Julie Banderas would get a howitzer from this pervy twot. Hot and horny. It's not that long ago that she gave a fried locust to Ed Henry to taste, and then replied with "I prefer protein Ed" Poor Ed still had a mouthful of antennae and my hound nearly got a legful of said protein..
Report dustybin • March 31, 2016 7:42 PM BST
having never watched fox news (why would I Im English?) I had to look those women up and can confirm all three are the same clone person as each other
yep
Report Burton-Brewers • March 31, 2016 7:54 PM BST
I can imagine that Nagga being a right bitch
Report smartie3 • March 31, 2016 7:55 PM BST
is that good or bad?
Report leazes67 • March 31, 2016 7:55 PM BST
Would think she bats for the opposition.
Report Clouseau • April 1, 2016 1:46 PM BST
Have just had my attention drawn to this page on BBC News site: Bushell's Best Bits.

Sports covered include:

SYNCHRONISED SKATING
TAG RUGBY
SOAPBOX DERBY
SLACK LINING
HORSE BOARDING
COLD WATER SWIMMING
GEOCACHING
EXTREME FOOTBALL
RIDING WATERFALLS
TREETOP OBSTACLE COURSE
HORSEBACK ARCHERY
DODGEBALL
ELECTRIC CAR RACING
STUNTBIKE FOOTBALL
PAINTBALL
FAST PUNTING
HIGH HURDLES
FOOTVOLLEY
CAMEL POLO
CRAZY BALL
RIVER RAPIDS
TAI CHI
SUMO WRESTLING
TALL BUILDING RACING
EXTREME HIGH JUMP
BRUSHING UP ON BOARDING SKILLS
FLOORBALL IN THE COTSWOLDS
WHEN THE DOG SETS THE PACE
THE ASSAULT COURSE FOR BIKES
CRACKING THE WHIP IN WALES
TREE CLIMBING FOR GROWN-UPS
ROUGHED UP ON ROLLER SKATES
THRILL OF FREESTYLE JET SKI
HOW TO SWING ON A TRAPEZE
LEARNING 'FORMATION' WING WALKING
WHAT DOES IT TAKE TO BE WORLD'S STRONGEST MAN?
EXTREME SKIPPING DOUBLE-DUTCH STYLE
ADVENTURE SPORTS IN AN URBAN SETTING
TWO BY TWO ON A MOTORCROSS BIKE

tbf other sports presenters limit themselves to telling us about stuff we are actually interested in like Football, Rugby, Cricket etc...

I don't know about anyone else but I've just got my yellow pages out to find my local Formation Wing Walking club to give it a go... Cry
Report dustybin • April 1, 2016 1:50 PM BST
it reads like an Alan Partridge collection of 5hit that doesnt work
Report chelsea girl • April 1, 2016 1:57 PM BST
The 'juvenile' Bushell is not a patch on the previous presenter Rob Bonnet

who presented the programme with a touch of panache and gravitas.
Report rob_dylan • April 1, 2016 2:09 PM BST
Regards Clouseau's list, he always seems to claim that every one of these sh1thole sports is the fastest growing in the country.  LIke last year it was one fkin no mark tw.@t doing it and now he's got his mate doing it too.  Bingo, 100% increase.
Report morpteh mackem • April 1, 2016 4:23 PM BST
does have faults but good morning britain is far, far worse
Report Foinavon • April 1, 2016 4:57 PM BST
Would have thought Betfarians would fare quite well at "Fast Punting".
Report Clouseau • April 2, 2016 7:41 AM BST
Nugent and Stait anchoring this morning.

Bushell will be trying his hand at "Street Dancing"... coming up later in the show. Cry
Report rogerthebutler • April 2, 2016 8:40 AM BST
When Bushell tries 'self-harming' - that's when I'm tuning in
Report polo minx • April 2, 2016 8:14 PM BST
Those irritating lines that they use every single time - and now the news where you are
Report bigH • April 2, 2016 8:43 PM BST
how tall is Mike Bushell?
Report erifles1 • April 2, 2016 10:09 PM BST
5'2"

On another note, I was surprised to discover Nugent and Munchetty are married.  Thought they were both Munchers.
Report mini me • April 2, 2016 10:23 PM BST
All women are munchers, boys
Report polo minx • April 2, 2016 10:26 PM BST
Ffs
Report zorrostrikes • April 3, 2016 1:29 AM BST
a very negative way to start the morning - their stories always seem to depress. skynews occasionally funny.

why is every presenter in a suit or evening dress? the weather people in the seventies showed up in wool jumpers... now in expensive dresses?

why do we need to see the weather people anyway - just do a voice over with a coloured dot to show where the weather is.
Report polo minx • April 3, 2016 7:04 AM BST
Why on earth do you get a local weather forecast followed by a national weather forecast?
Report Dr Crippen • April 3, 2016 10:33 AM BST
why is every presenter in a suit or evening dress? the weather people in the seventies showed up in wool jumpers... now in expensive dresses?

The gravy train in all its glory.
The BBC has become a vehicle for the careers of educated people who fancy a cushy overpaid living.
Report polo minx • April 3, 2016 10:43 AM BST
Wishy washy interviews on important subjects and no personal opinions whatsoever.
Report wit-ham • April 3, 2016 10:50 AM BST
And why on BBC and Sky are the experts on whatever subject 90% women
Report polo minx • April 3, 2016 12:29 PM BST
Aw c'mon. Women are experts on everything. Some can even read autocues and say difficult words after they have tried them out a few times.
Report Burton-Brewers • April 3, 2016 12:48 PM BST
Nugent looks like a horse
Report guinness2dear • April 3, 2016 1:27 PM BST
I would
Report polo minx • April 4, 2016 10:22 AM BST
The dreadful Steph was back today...
Report cooperman • April 4, 2016 11:10 AM BST


LoveLoveLove
Report rob_dylan • April 4, 2016 11:28 AM BST
reading about mike bushell he really is a bit of a prat. 

Bushell is half northerner half southerner, spending his teenage years in Yorkshire after growing up in Hertfordshire, attending Ashwell School where his father John was headmaster. When he was 8 he started his own newspaper, called the Daily Owl and sold it and delivered it to friends in the village for 1p. He once got into trouble for giving away his new Christmas present as a prize for a competition. He played chess for Hertfordshire and ran in the county cross country team. Bushell wrote an opera at the age of 11 and kept alive his musical ambitions later in two bands. In 1977 his family moved to Harrogate and he went to secondary school at Granby High School. He sometimes took a tape recorder to school to record the day's events. It was here during a production of Hobson's Choice that he first got the drama bug and played the part of Willie Mossop. He went on to join the National Youth Theatre.
Report leazes67 • April 4, 2016 6:22 PM BST
BBC News now....4 mins of The Archers storyline.
Report trilby22 • April 4, 2016 6:31 PM BST
I can't take it any more

Did not Twisted Sister once have a song out along that line?
Report Clouseau • April 6, 2016 7:30 AM BST
Oh dear... Apparently Busted are on the couch later. I am fascinated to hear their views on the major issues facing the country but sadly I have recently acquired half a box of paper clips from a car boot sale and they aren't going to count themselves. Cry
Report bigH • April 6, 2016 8:14 AM BST
The business news just doesn't sound believeable when it is spoken by a tranny with a yorkshire accent
Report chelsea girl • April 6, 2016 8:48 AM BST
You think the BBC is bad, June Sarpong is doing the paper review on Sky News.
Shocked Laugh
Report the orginal hushwing • April 6, 2016 10:33 AM BST
They never replied to my email I sent to Newswatch...

Hi,

When I was watching the 6 o'clock news last night and then again on BBC Breakfast this morning I couldn't help but notice the Women's defeat in the cricket T20 World Cup was placed ahead of the fabulous men's semi final victory.

This is in no way a sexist email, as I think its great we let women play cricket, however who is deciding its bigger news than the men's victory?!

It's quite laughable that someone made a decision that the women's game was more noteworthy than the men's. Why did you do this? who makes you do these things? Clearly men's cricket is a million billion times more popular than the women's.


Regards
Report kpf • April 6, 2016 12:38 PM BST
I cannot understand why with all their technical resources they cannot transmit the local news in HD .

Certainly in my region ( Meridian ) ITV do not have a problem
Report rogerthebutler • April 6, 2016 1:26 PM BST
BBC South has had two nights of special reports following a group from Oxford taking aid to and supporting people in the migrant camp ('Jungle') at Calais.

I say 'reports'. Basically it has been a PR exercise for the inhabitants of the camp, focussing exclusively on their living conditions and the difficulties they face.

None of this can be denied by Western standards of living - but at no point was anyone ever questioned about the migrants choice to be there, there legal right to be there, why they have not engaged with the existing, well-tried refugee / asylum seeking process, why they have travelled across Europe to this place instead of seeking refuge in the first country of entry to Europe, the legality of their actions in trying to board trucks coming to the UK and what there expectations are from the British State when and if they get here.

There is a well-trodden narrative to all these 'reports' and woe-betide anyone who deviates from it.
Report Clouseau • April 6, 2016 5:55 PM BST
Some questions if anyone saw the Busted spot:
1) Are they in or out of the EU?
2) Did they have any useful insights into dealing with the migrant crisis?
3) How do they keep on getting a gig on the telly?
Report scandanavian_haven • April 6, 2016 6:33 PM BST
Their standards have dropped because they now allow their male sports presenters to grow beards.

They're are way too many sports presenters anyway.
Report Thin and Crispy • April 6, 2016 6:50 PM BST
When Naga is on trying to be funny I often find myself doing my Alan Partridge impersonation " Good Banter"
Report bigH • April 8, 2016 7:47 AM BST
Mike Bushell at Aintree interviewing women about women in sport for 4 minutes, felt like 40 minutes
Report Ron-Russian • April 8, 2016 7:53 AM BST
wac it was enough to make you cringe - bbc reporting at it's best,
thought he had an angle about not enough women being involved in sports
Report rogerthebutler • April 8, 2016 11:11 AM BST
bigH
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    08 Apr 16 07:47   

Mike Bushell at Aintree interviewing women about women in sport for 4 minutes, felt like 40 minutes


Discussing women's lack of representation at the upper echelons of sport and sports governing bodies, with Katie Walsh and Maggie Alphonsi making measured and well-constructed points on this issue - only for Bushell to finish by asking them what they would be wearing today, whether they had a hat and that there was a competition for the best dressed lady at the course today.
Report chelsea girl • April 8, 2016 11:17 AM BST
I always describe Bushell as rather 'juvenile'which could lead to a promising career

in the BBC programme CBeebies.
Report rogerthebutler • April 8, 2016 11:32 AM BST
....either that or 'c0ckwomble'
Report HH Sultan Vinegar • April 8, 2016 11:59 AM BST
Discussing women's lack of representation at the upper echelons of sport and sports governing bodies, with Katie Walsh and Maggie Alphonsi making measured and well-constructed points on this issue - only for Bushell to finish by asking them what they would be wearing today, whether they had a hat and that there was a competition for the best dressed lady at the course today.

priceless, WAC.
Report Clouseau • April 8, 2016 12:04 PM BST
Brilliant... is the interview on iPlayer yet? Laugh
Report Injera • April 8, 2016 12:42 PM BST
rogerthebutler


BBC South has had two nights of special reports following a group from Oxford taking aid to and supporting people in the migrant camp ('Jungle') at Calais.


There is a well-trodden narrative to all these 'reports' and woe-betide anyone who deviates from it.


This, with bells on.
Report treetop • April 8, 2016 12:46 PM BST
I always describe Bushell as rather 'juvenile'which could lead to a promising career

in the BBC programme CBeebies.

More likely the newsroom,its getting that poor now.CBeebies is far more interesting .
Report rob_dylan • April 9, 2016 9:43 AM BST
Mike Bushell getting absolutely dwarfed by a jockey right now.
Report cooperman • April 9, 2016 10:22 AM BST
Bushell following in the equally tiny footsteps of another plank of the highest order, Chris Hollins.
Report rob_dylan • April 9, 2016 10:35 AM BST
Bloody bell, Chris Hollins averaged over 50 in first class cricket.
Report cooperman • April 9, 2016 10:53 AM BST
but still ended up on Watchdog with Anne Robinson Blush
Report HH Sultan Vinegar • April 9, 2016 11:30 AM BST
rob should that be 'hell' or are you going Freudian on Ian Bell?
Report mle4me • April 9, 2016 11:31 AM BST
I actually fancy Steph the Yorkshire tranny Xx
Report Foinavon • April 9, 2016 11:32 AM BST
I learned today that a small soft toy has gone missing after being sent up attached to a balloon.
I'm a sucker for punishment.
Report HH Sultan Vinegar • April 9, 2016 11:36 AM BST
Foinavon that sounds like a dysfunctional Tim Vine joke Silly
Report Foinavon • April 9, 2016 11:45 AM BST
Grin You prompted me to look up some of his jokes.
Report dustybin • April 12, 2016 8:05 AM BST
What really has started to annoy me are the incessant use of visual metaphor within reports.
Sport is perhaps the worst for it but it occurs in everything now like it's seen as something prophetic.

Golfer is leading but starts to fall off the lead.....report says he started to 'plunge' (just as golf ball plops into water)
Golfer's chance of lead 'veers off course' (just a put is missed)

Today they were talking about second homes in st.Ives reporter says 'that bird has flown' (just as bird takes off)
Angry
Report rogerthebutler • April 12, 2016 11:56 AM BST
Dusty don't get me started down that cul-de-sac.

The meaningless visuals in any news programme defy belief.

Robert Peston is trying to communicate in that spazz-automaton way he has, something about the lack of credit headroom in the British economy - and some junior producer that hasn't quite got the bad acid he consumed at Glastonbury, out of his system, sees fit to illustrate this with an overhead drone shot of a Ferris Wheel or some paintbrushes.
Report HH Sultan Vinegar • April 12, 2016 2:54 PM BST
yeah I've noticed this.
Recently they had an item about something or other where the metaphor was 'standing at the crossroads.'
Possibly the EU and which direction the country could take.

They duly sent out the reporter to a remote area with a crossroads where he stood and delivered his piece.
Report rogerthebutler • April 12, 2016 3:09 PM BST
Put on an episode of 'Brasseye' and I defy anyone to tell the difference
Report Clouseau • April 14, 2016 6:36 AM BST
Credit where it's due; Nugent on good form so far this morning. Nice bit of ad-libbing banter reviewing the papers with Stait.

If she's been reading this thread and trying to wangle herself into my boudoir she's on the right track. Love
Report terry mccann • April 14, 2016 6:58 AM BST
c.strait made me laff "must be the shape of yer head" commentrather amusing, as for steph"s pins,id liked to part themWhoops
time for work!Blush
Report Jack Hacksaw • April 14, 2016 10:59 AM BST
You might find there is more between her legs than you were bargaining on.
Report treetop • April 14, 2016 3:32 PM BST
Constant dumbing down as suggested by the crossroads comment,puerile and juvenile production to make comment more interesting ??
Report terry mccann • April 14, 2016 4:27 PM BST
ooh I do hope not jackShocked
Report theres only one best tonic • April 15, 2016 12:37 PM BST
Classic this morning with that pillock Bushell saying he hoped we all listened to the Liverpool game on the radio and then the other daft sports presenter bird saying that she'd gone to bed then started getting texts saying you've got to switch on the radio and listen to the football. Clearly if you work for the beeb you aren't allowed to own or watch a tv although if you're relying on them for live sport you are essentially stuffed
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