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Nicola Sturgeon does love those migrants.
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My boss was telling me how he was swimming when his 4 year old caused an alert code brown infraction. Got to say don't think I have laughed so long in months, they had to empty the pool and everything. Bit cheeky blaming it on the boy though.
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Never been keen on public swimming pools. Diving into a soup of búm gravy, misc. bodily fluids, skin residue, g0b, sn0t etc. with added chlorine, has never appealed.
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Surprised they weren't battered and deep fried tbh
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I was swimming up and down the local pool and the attendants were waving furiously at me. Somebody had dropped a log. Not me I hasten to add. I don't see what the big deal was. You get as bad more often swimming in the sea. Had to cut short my swim and I didn't get a refund.
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It's happened on three occasions to my knowledge where I go too.
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Remember in viz once sarcastic sid was swimming in the sea at Blackpool and a big dog turd floated up and nestled in to his mouth. His mate goes “oi Sid, is that a dog turd in your mouth?” Sid goes “No, it’s a f.acking Cuban cigar”
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It's not swimming anymore. It's more like going through the motions.
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caddyshack
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makes life interesting. they should put perspex balls in the pools with pies and pasties in them.
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"It's not swimming anymore. It's more like going through the motions. "
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go down to local baths,throw in a couple of lion bars
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Caddyshack:
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Any lidl bags lying about? I think I might know the culprits.
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At least we put ours in Lidl bags and put them to good use. Must be the other lot.
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Liverpoo fans just stick em in pockets.. Those who can't afford pockets usually just lob em in tate & lyle bags..
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That's a double whammy G2d with the added sugar.
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swimming regularly in a pool full of shyte, pi$$, dead skin, spunke, pubic hair, lice, used tampons, and verrucas helps harden your immune system up.
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I don't think sugar would bother them tbph, Aka.. |
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I'll have nightmares now.
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Believe me that's a skinny one..
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The bloke trying to deep fry a Mars bar in the hot tub was a false alarm
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I think chlorine does a pretty good job of destroying the most of the organic matter that ends up in these pools.
Obviously it's no match for the much-feared 'floating protagonist' though. |
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Remember in viz once sarcastic sid was swimming in the sea at Blackpool and a big dog turd floated up and nestled in to his mouth. His mate goes “oi Sid, is that a dog turd in your mouth?” Sid goes “No, it’s a f.acking Cuban cigar”
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secret squirrel thumbing at A1 north junction as we speak
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