Off to Oxford for a day out any tips ?

You should get some ideas here
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https://www.tripadvisor.co.uk/Tourism-g186361-Oxford_Oxfordshire_England-Vacations.html

don't bother going to the dog track

Cheers Mak, I have had a look on there. Good info.
No dog track, couple of days without gambling. Except desoto county if I can get a price.

Bridge of Sighs would be on my list of places to visit?

Won me a few quid on the all weather - better take it in. Cheers

it's closed down anyway

Don't waste time trying to park in the city centre. Use park and ride. Oxford is the worst place to park of all big cities.

If I remember ladycakes came from Oxford so if Howdi pops on he might give you her address

You could try the Inspector Morse tour, however the sites are dotted around everywhere so you really have to dash around.

Go punting!

You can go up on top of medieval tower/church place for nice views

There must be some enterprising Student out there, online, who can put your name down for Formal Hall as a Guest (for a mark up!).  Fine wine, fine cheeses and fine company in outstandingly beautiful settings.

You will need to borrow a Gown. Bring a penny for drinking games, freshen up on your Port passing etiquette and do NOT discuss any of the people in the Portraits hanging on the walls.

Remember to take off your Gown before heading into town.  They unnerve the Townies.

Blenheim Palace is worth going to nearby.

Avoid all the punts. It will be difficult because an awful lot live in Oxford !

Very good, Crisp

The Oxford Lesbian Brunch Club accept families if you think it's worth the chance of losing your missus to a carpet bruncher.