Cat shaving

Now then, you tell us "Brasilli" shaves himself.

Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

There's a cat around here that's had its tail cut off (nowt to do with me btw, it was like it before I moved here) and is fooked in the head as a result.
It's extremely timid which suits me because it's gone at the mere sight of ppl, and since it and it's mates only come round here to 5hit then it works out well when it takes its time working its way down me garden only for me to pop me head around the corner and it freaks and scarpers all the way back the way it came.
We've been doing this now for several years and it gets less and less as the cat learns to fook off elsewhere to download it's arse.
How about s hitting in the garden of the humans its parasiting from now there's a novel idea!
If a dog came round s hitting in other ppls property the dog van would come for it, but because cats latch onto pathetic bed wetting vulnerable types still trying to get over the bullying they experienced in life then everyone else has to suffer for their selfish desires.