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Lets stop being politically correct and discuss ways to improve our lot.
1. I propose fully employed adults and their families should be fast tracked on the NHS
The unemployed/ retired should wait a little longer- after all- they are not driving the economy
That should help keep the economy running
1. I propose fully employed adults and their families should be fast tracked on the NHS
The unemployed/ retired should wait a little longer- after all- they are not driving the economy
That should help keep the economy running
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Bravery Medals should be issued to anyone who has survived Man Flu.
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Convert one big city into the benefit collection point and allocate all social housing there.
Cut the transport links from that community to lower crime elsewhere. |
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Leicester
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All young men should visit an escort on their 14th birthday, state sponsored,
and ban pornography on computers. |
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All TV quiz programmes to be in black and white.
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Including Big Break
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No TV programmes to be broadcast via any medium during the working week.
Monday to Friday 8am to 6pm. Oh… (Apart from England Cricket matches) |
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this as the standard punishment for using a mobile phone whilst driving -
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also bring back the little cardboard tray in Bounty bars.
Things seem to go down hill after they did that. |
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Greggs shop doorways to be restricted by law to being no more than 24 inches wide.
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Actually, make that 18.
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Introduce a 99p coin.
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good point actually nick
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A civilian style national service.
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Everyone to wear a badge with their name on it
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Three drinks max.
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Free drinks ....thanx
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Lets go down Angola's road for starters - the rest should fall into place
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SOME GREAT SUGGESTIONS HERE - the 99p coin is a definite runner - and the demise of the Bounty cardboard tray is well made;
2. All benefit claimants to be booze drugs and **** free -drug tested weekly - benefits progressively cut with each week of failure |
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3. Raise the personal level at which income tax is paid to £25k p.a.
There's an incentive to work and the admin costs saved would be enormous I've costed this - it would work fine |
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Invention of an app that allows the user to see where they are going
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slash taxes to 8percent
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Remove any supporters of Sharia Law out the country.
Remove all Somalian's back to Somalia. If anyone objects to the above, remove them too. |
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I think we should create the illusion of freedom.
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4.Vote Out in June
Carefully analyse Cameron's deal -then Vote Out |
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"Lets make Great Britain again"
Fixed it for you. I think the answer was "don't let dyslexic people write subject lines. |
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Adopt Sharia Law but with some tinkering to suit our way of life.
ie A woman caught committing adultery should be taken to a pub to get stoned with the drink of her choice. Ugly women should be made to wear the Burqa. Instead of cutting off a thief's hands cut off his benefits. Bound to be loads more and would show the muslims we are embracing their culture. |
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Play Harry Kane up front.
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akabula
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Force ALL bus drivers to say "please" when asking for the fare,
"thank you" when necessary and "you're welcome" when also necessary.  |
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That would have been ok if you'd have said....
مہربانی کرکے آپ کا شکریہ خوش آمدید |
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Invent a drink that in moderation allows you to forget about your troubles and helps you sleep.
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Vote out in Brexit vite
Cut MP wages to the average professional salary (47K from 67K) Cut no. of MPs to the number of counties plus a cabinet and PM. (ca. 100 from 650) Put in a law that bans government pension raids End taxation of dividends in pensions and make it law Ban foreign ownership of UK land. Foreigners may lease UK land, but not own it. End state aid (ca. 108 billion/year) until our national debt is zero Put in a law that governments may not spend more than they get coming in from tax receipts under any circumstances. Cut company taxation and VAT to encourage businesses and encourage spending Make able benefits claimants do community service for their benefits Re-nationlise rail, water, power, Royal mail, British Steel, British Petroleum, British Coal, Rolls Royce, British Airways and ban sale of UK patents and student loans to foreign owners. Subsidise public transport to encourage people off the roads Run tubes, trains and buses nationally until 2 a.m Saturday & Sunday mornings |
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Put in a Gladiators style travelator as the only entrance to fast food places.
4 free GP visits per year after that you pay a subsidy. Compensation lawyers must be paid upfront and must be paid whether the case is won or lost to help reduce claims. Compensation claims and payments must also be decided on a common sense basis and not law. Employers are allowed to immediately dismiss anyone who goes on strike. Fat people are only allowed to walk in single file on inner city pavements. |
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Stop bending over to the Arabs..
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Reclaim all former Colonies. Force them to produce cheap commodities for Britain. They've nearly all gone downhill since independence so it's a win win.
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Aye; Australia first..
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