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Not a place for grooming tbph..
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TTT for dave
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my cards clearly held up by the lack of postal workers today.
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tret the wife last night to a chicken in a basket at the local bernie inn,told her to go get glammed up and throw some slap on
4 hrs later she shouted down remember this you bought me it to wear on our 1st valentines 28 yrs ago,havnt i done well it still fits me perfectly FFS women i shouted get a grip its only a fcuking a scarf down at the berni she was looking down the menu and said i think i,ll have the surf'turf glancing at the price £9.99 i said think a fcuking again ! thats what you get for treating them next year it will be back to our fav club,best table in the corner .nice lighting and if she doesnt want to play snooker,she can watch they,ll all be loved up tonight round our way the lads treating their loved ones to a kebab on the way home,it,ll be a nightmare in the morning you wont get on the pavements for sliced carrots everywhere ! thats all folk happy valentines ,the old,uns are the good,uns |
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The wife was crying when I presented her with a bouquet of roses earlier.
I should have removed the thorns. |
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Love the joke about the scarf
 Must use that sometime. Another one I heard from years ago was about the guy who bought his missus a new belt and bag... he reckons that she'll be well pleased that the hoover will pick up so much better now. |
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yeh forgot about that one,
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