wont you tell me where have all the good times gone?

Giving Van Halen guitar lessons and being the silent partner in his success.
C. E. F. H. I taught him all the important chords, which he then used in some great cover songs.

I bumped into Prince in Minnesota and although he was a multi instumentalist and had written quite a few songs his career hadn't taken off. It was obvious why; he was 6'4". I took him down to the laundromat, bunged him in (@ 90degrees) set for extremely soiled whites. Four cycles later i'd shrunk him down to 5'2" and when I opened the door the little devil bolted. Never saw him again but a month later his album went Platinum.

#HOLD#