fav coloured bicycle pump

polka dot

I have no preference whatsoever about the colour.

I find any colour is suitable for squirting water on a cat that strays into my garden.

Hi Bito.

Did Ted Caine ever train a winner?

only one but not a lot of punters know that

1 more than Fr Ted Crilly

Ted Caine and Willie Mullins fighting it out for the championship!

i dont approve of mullins pumping his willie at the festival in front of ted

https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/0/0d/Rhodri_Morgan.jpg/220px-Rhodri_Morgan.jpg

Bito, do you think Rhodri Morgan looks a bit like JP McManus in this photo?

I don't think it looks like him at all.

Euchamenical matter

marvellous Huff'n'Puff, pumpy

Pistachio

Chrome with black and white checkered tape round each end.

red wine blue

chrome and fill-me-up :)

Used to have a red one. Could make some wonderful farting noises with it.

black with yellow shutters hic

Camouflage, so it won't get nicked.