Popstars past and present you'd quite like to punch

johnny, have you seen the headbutting incident bewteen jamiroquai and the paparazzi? its on you tube  and is one of the funniest things i've ever seen

I have Jolly, it's beautiful and in fact was the 'inspiration' behind this thread.

Is that his name? Jamiroquai? Well I never.

i have just watched it again about five times!

top of my rather long list are cliff richard,robbie williams,gary barlow and justin bieber. can i include michael mcintyre?

This is of course the betting without Westlife market.

Jason Donovan
Peter Andre (if I'm allowed another punch)

The lead singer out of St Winifreds School Choir.

Saint Bono or is he now God?

good shout on bono, i believe he was recently declared god of the gods and so exempt from all taxes

Bonio off of U2.

But he still wants us to give our money to charity?

Geldof naturally will draw some support.

i pity geldof for what he's been through in his life whereas when i heard bono fell off his bike and broke a few bones i couldnt hide my disappointment that he hadnt died.

someone's just mentioned one direction on another thread, they must be here too

violence never resolved anything

That's the one sentence not found in the Qua'an.

Koran even

i am not a fan of david bowie - cardinal sin in the eyes of music fans that know about bass and treble. I like good songs and bowie i admit did a few, but thought the guy had a habit of acquiring other artists ideas too readily without a thank you. Glam rock for one.

Peter Andre for me if themover is only allowed one go.

some excellent shouts here with Andre and short arsed bell end Jay Kay, but it's another vote for Bono here.

Simon Cowell for inflicting so much misery on peeps ears..

But it would be a wedgy and a butt, not a punch..

Sade

Lol Jed

shouldn't OP be pop stars that you WOULDN'T like to punch.

Only one I wouldn't punch is ...  err, I'll get back to you.

Jedward....get two for one

Paul Francis Gadd....ideally with an iron bar, in his nuts

Chris Martin for boring people to death on a regular basis
Bono (obv) and Kanye West deserve honorable mentions

50 Cent

That bass plonkering eejit from level 42.

morrissey

its got to be that tw@t bonehead from u2 i hate the fecker with a passion

Bono is a very popular guy

Perhaps Bono could do a charity gig to help the people he loves to help ... no, no, no

Not music, what he could do is like a wet sponge throwing type of competition ...

He could sit on a chair and the chit chatters could donate 10p a go to slap his face with a piece of wet fish, would raise millions

can i use a house brick please i"ll give plenty for that

After the death of David Bowie Kanye West looks set to record a tribute album of Bowie covers

"He is determined to carry on David's work as a musical innovator.

He says that the torch has been passed to him."

I think Kanye's labouring under the misapprehension he's a Zeitgeist-defining polymath and not, in fact, a total fking c0ckwomble.

I hope he gets fkd to death by pigs

Olly Murs

In the present climate, Rog; mentioning pigs might not be the wisest thing..

can i join the queue for andre

1 Brian Cox out of D:Ream
2 Bono out of U2
3 Phil Collins out of Genesis
4 If he gets up again, Brian Cox out of D:Ream

1. Stock
2. Aitken
3. Waterman

In no particular order.

Mick Hucknall a shokkin omishun

Not a pop star but unfortunately he appears regularly on TV, so I'm sure that the chit chatters would give a special dispensation to ...

ROBBIE SAVAGE ... they'd be queueing round the block

Does Hoddle count as a pop star after his Diamond Lights hit?

Love to hit him after all the drivel he comes out with on the footy.

Oi!  Yeah you! Robbie f00kin Williams yer wanted on Chit Chat.

James Blunt.

Williams the obvious choice.
I doubt if I was to be chauffered repeatedly past my ex-missus's house in an open topped Bentley whilst being visibly noshed off by Kelly Brook, could I pull off a look of smugness to rival his as he gets his audience to screech back at him one of the more difficult to nail lines out of his turgid back-catalogue.
It's the almost imperceptible nod of his head as they do it, as if to say, "Yes, further confirmation that I'm fackin IT". Probably not even written by him either, one of his bum-boys I should imagine.
Grrrr, where is the cuuuunnnnt.........

after singing at his babies birth robbie williams for me too

although a close call between limahl (real name hamill so that should get him a slap for not using all of the letters) and lady gaga who is quite simply a tw@t

when i say not using all of the letters i meant to say his first name was ****

Brian Cox just needs a military hair cut !

Cox has the brain of Bono and the face of Phil Collins. His haircut is the least of his worries.

Marc Almond from Soft Cell

Tonight, Cox's hair will be styled by a crack team of SAS barbers, while he sleeps.

Nick Heyward

Come in Ringo, yer time's up.

Shocking omission Boy George

I thought spotty didn't like this sort of threatening language - it brings on murderous ideas according to him.

I'm not a man of voilence , unless , it really has to be used , and if it has to be used , i'll use it good style . . So , instead of a punch , i would give these , judys , a scouse scowl . Four pop tarts , who i think would be more than worthy of that paticular scowl , are , sergi gainsbourg ,  little jimmy osmond , morrisey  and cilla black . Their are many others , but , at the moment , i can't think of their names .

Jedward...(two for one).

leopard thinks it encourages violence but he seems to have changed his mind

Oh , Lady Faye , how are you today , dear ?

One is in one's prime....

Boy george,bono,Bobby Gillespie,neil young,everyone from the 1980,a onwards,sting, but most of all geldoff,

I'm glad to hear that ,dear . Primed and ready to go , eh .

Did I say geldoff I really would punch that scruffy count all day long.