My Afghan neighbour invited me to his house for new Year - How friendly !

My Afghani neighbour says not to worry as they treat the boys better than his old neighbour who was from Pakistan.

I am just trying to embrace 'mulitculturism' as ordered by the government,

There were some good dancers ! Lots of Erasure music.

what time is whole stuffed goat being served please ? quite a treat

Plenty of goats p*ss and milk still left.

Most of the boys are tired now, and were all 'spent'. Little devils gyrating all night like whirling dervish, time for bed I said and off they went quick as a flash, they know they've been naughty and it's way past their bedtime, I'll just pop up to see they are okay and wish them a happy new year!

Well you are certainly trying Afterthought, I will give you that

Okay perhaps I am taking it a bit to far, whatever would Marine Le Pen think of me,

Can I just be 'multicultural' a little bit, just with the Women or is that Rac*st - I can live with being called a Ras*ist and B*got, it's not a problem, honest, I can take it.

Mr Bacha Bazi told me of an old Afghani saying, he says it's been adopted by ISIS.

'We milk the goat, even if its a male'.




Allah Akbar ! Death to Infidels.

Did they get you to wear an orange "Jump Suit"?

Happy New Year to your neighbour, as he can now legally have intercourse  with someone who was born in the 21st century.

My foreign neighbour once invited me around to enjoy one of his games from back home involving young boys.

Although the funny accents, customs and costumes took some getting used to it was really exciting and a real eye opener.

I was really surprised at the standard of Swiss football.

Nothing Orange or Camo as I believe it to be a little traumatic for the litle dears,

Something not too tight, colourful it must be, harem trousers are nice, a little glitter is acceptable, quite a bit of make up(I enjoyed putting that on), open toed sandals (there good for spinning), I improvised and used a couple of guinness beer mats for earrings, and a simple dishcloth sufficed for head gear, oh and a little imagination.

It's really the type of game you can play with just ordinary items you have lying around the house, just be imaginative and have fun, it was far more fun than traditional board games that everyone else seems to play at Xmas.

Wow there's an idea perhaps I could make a Bacha Bazi board game, Yes what a great idea, I'm sure it will sell well, especially amongst our multicultural friends.

My neighbour also told me that historically Bacha Bazi has it's roots in Western civilization, it has secretly been practised at discrete locations for hundreds of years by Western Infidels, namely the political and posh boy elite of the western world.

As he rightly points out, all my neightbour is doing, is integrating as best he can into our society by copying traditional games from our culture.

I'm off to the Primark sale today.

"Bacha Bazi has it's roots in Western civilization"
Quite it's old hand in the UK ...the knobs have been at it for ages....see below :-
The Elm Guest House child abuse scandal arose from claims of sexual abuse and grooming of children at parties held at the former Elm Guest House in Rocks Lane, near Barnes Common in south-west London during the late 1970s and 1980s. Prominent British men alleged to have attended the Guest House include former government ministers, senior MPs, top police officers, judges, pop stars, and people with links to the Royal Households.