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Has to be gift wrapping for me...I'm an even worse wrapper than Eminem (whoever she is)!
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Helped Mrs mememe to wrap some presents up earlier this week and fooking sellotape had a mind of its own.
Tore a bit off and before I could place it neatly on to wrapped pressie, the fookin stuff just attached itself to the nearest thing, usually the pressie I was attempting to wrap, but in the wrong place. Grandchildren will be getting pressies with more sellotape on them than wrapping paper. Will take them ages to unwrap their ppressie ... won't I be popular?  |
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Why, oh why, do I buy presents that are too big, and misshapen to be acceptably wrapped?
I bought my son a "Hang Glider" and don't know where to start! |
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Top of a cliff?
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The comics aren't what they used to be.
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screamin ...
you're so passe ... it's now magazines NOT comics. HTH  |
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1. When I go to the shop over the next few days there will be people there tripping over themselves. You'd think they weren't going to open ever again.
2. All the programmes I like will not be on over Christmas. Also the times of the regular news etc will be on at completely different times. 3. No newspapers on Christmas Day. |
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The 3 month duration of it.
Everyone saying Merry Christmas to you when they couldn't give a toss. And...'Are you ready for Christmas?' Feck off. |
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There you go - Gnasher can speak.
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January credit card bill
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Over consumerism and fake plastic frivolities (I like non sheep fun though)
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Having to have the chimney swept so the fat bastard doesn't walk soot into the sh@g pile.
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The way it just keep coming
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dusty this is a Christmas fred, |
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Agree with Jack a load of Old shyte
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The lies mostly.
The big marketing sell of an idealised paradigm that everyone is supposed to buy into, which at it's heart, relies on consumption. |
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That's the spirit case,
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And rtb,
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Been accused of sexism by her indoors..
All I said was that women are very good at wrapping pressies compared with men. Can't win.. |
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Merry Christmas all
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 You too, Capt__F.  |
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Bah humbug.
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You know you don't mean that EO.
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Checkout operators in supermarkets that wear santa hats/reindeer antlers or dress-up like elves.
It's really not necessary and it makes me feel quite depressed. |
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MMH,
I was talking to a checkout elf , poor sod. he was a 64 years old, and really miserable. |
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That's just it, they all look miserable.
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Poor bastard, wanted to hold on to his job.
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First Christmas without Mum being in charge of proceedings, it's going to be tough.
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Slippy, this one is tough no mistake, but if you don't celebrate her life and Christmas, she will be disappointed.IMVHO.
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SlipI actually fcked off for the New year ,year my mum went slip ,went Fontwell and stayed in bognor new years Eve it was fcking freezing ..Part of why I dislike Xmass too many people missing some left the party far too early |
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Slippy shouted every year by the traders in Moore Street market Dublin at Christmas, "Get your Mickey mouse your Donald duck and tinsel for your balls,
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My Father in Law is on his last Legs Stomach Cancer ,Hes coming to us Xmass day which will be his last ,wont improve the future Xmasses IMO
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Your Ma would know that and get a great laugh from it.
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My Grandmother had a stall in Moore Street Box .sold Second hand Clothes
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Enjoy everyone while they're here and celebrate them when they're not, every year until it's our turn. And hope we are remembered as fondly.
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We will celebrate her life for always btf, we had a massive party at my house in Dulwich on Saturday and Ma was the centre of attention with all her family there to tell our stories and memories about Mum
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Well we Bet 2 on He would make the King George
Sadly the Odds on Chelts and the GN are drifting |
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Bl00dy hell casemoney,! here's and old one "that fish isn't very big,....." what do you expect for sixpence MOBY DICK."
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My Mum was a Dub as well slip ,certainy no shortage of Stories
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