Isn't the internet fantastic?

It's brilliant, S.

I've been using it for years to find brilliant gifts at bargain prices.
No shopping mither whatsoever.

It's just fantastic.

Don't count your chickens...

I went to the town yesterday to buy my Christmas cards.

After 20 minutes of doing so in the best shop there is for cards - Card Warehouse - I was so hot and fed up of shopping I headed straight for the pub!

Cards still haven't been written, let alone posted!

Wot, you've bought her chickens ...

Christmas ... turkeys, shirley??

It is late to be ordering now as multi drop drivers are over burdened at the best of times. But these last four days will be hell for them. Let's hope everything arrives in one piece and before the deadline

I've been using the internet for years to watch hardcore pornography, and concur with your comments that it is indeed excellent.

glad to hear you've admitted it Roger after all the local noise
complaints in the past.

s.kenbo don't be surprised to have a load of dangerous cr@p turn up
when delivered

I've been using the internet for years to watch hardcore pornography, and concur with your comments that it is indeed excellent.

Thank goodness there's at least one man out there using the Net for what it was surely invented for… and one trusts that it's the sort of girl-on-girl action that the Founding Fathers of the WWW had in mind?

may i remind you the internet was invented for military use. I still like to use it to buy tanks.

Tom tank?

Plenty of people still use it for tom tanks.

They've just turned up.

The only downfall was the wrapping. They decided to chuck everything into one box and wrap it as one item. That would've been O.K but I ordered something for my Mum too. So now I've got to unwrap it, then re-wrap it all.