Have you ever met a nice "Ian"?

My longest-serving ( over 45 years ) and possibly my best friend is an Ian. Not a malicious bone in his body.

Now that's a spooky coincidence Salmon Spray, as I've just been thinking of any Ians I know and I can only recall one, long ago, who was named Ian Salmon - and a very nice chap he was too.

Know three. Two are decent but use the Iain spelling the Ian one is a mega tw*t

Met several nice Ians.  Whereas Nick, they seem to usually be be ****s.

I have a confession my name is Ian and I'm not an @rsehole.

Turning into a fkin Ian love-in this thread, not what I intended at all.

We're not talking about gays or blacks here, you don't all have to pretend to count many nice "Ians" in your circle of friends.  You're clearly all making it up.

Funny you should mention it......I have known 3 Ian's, 2 were the Biggest pair of **** i have ever met in my life....Bar None.

One was Gay and the biggest bitch i have ever had the displeasure to meet.

I think we've heard more than enough, and that's without me mentioning the 'difficult' Ian Dury.

Credible witnesses have spoken and the Ians have to be avoided. There can be no room for sentimentality in a detailed Public Enquiry like this.

Take them down. Next case please. We can't have the courts being clogged up with the time-wasting Ians.

Agreed !!

I mis read this and thought it said a nice L A N ...

I thought it was some sort of code (or OP meant have I ever met a nice local area network) ... a lan being a kind of gayer with exotic tastes  - long and narrow, little and nimble.

No doubt we have a couple or so gayers on here (almost certainly, imo) who can straighten this out.

can only think of one Ian I know. Went to school with him and he tracked me down a few years back through Friends Reunited(?).
Thoroughly good egg. A former tae kwan do national champion as well.

There are types of names that not ok, regardless of who they belong to. Ian is one and so is Adolf.

almost all Irish names are appalling.

Christian and surname.

got an Irish friend called Fionnula. I love that name.

horrible.

Sounds like you just threw up.

Gentleman of Chit Chat. I am in a right old state, and need your advice.

We live in a nice quiet area, thankfully free (as yet) of Pretendy Refugees from Syria (i.e ISIS terrorists), but there is a HUGE and TERRIFYING spectre on our horizon.

I have learned that a person named IAN has purchased the house two away from us and will be moving in after Xmas. What the Huntleying, Shipmaning hell do I do about it?

Is there some sort of puerile type of online Petition (a la the Donald Trump one) that I could sign to stop it happening? 

Think of me kindly as I spend what might be my last peaceful Xmas.

The bad Ians are a tiny minority which give the vast majority of decent and law abiding Ians a bad name.
It's getting out of hand now. After Sir Ian Botham's recent charity walk where he once again raised a small fortune, a noxious Twitter hashtag #youAintNoIanBruv was a cruel reminder of the prejudice that
festers within our society.

Some great stuff from alun, Sultan and others.

I'm sure there must be plenty of nice ones but my nephew (Ian) is in the @rsehole category. When he came out of the Army he portrayed himself as an Andy McNab, shady Special Forces type of guy. When in fact, apart from a short time training in Canada he served only in the UK. Then he joined the police and is heavily involved with a specially selected squad pursueing organised crime. (When he's finished with the drunks at closing time)

The evidence is, quite frankly, overwhelming.

Not even Dr Nikki Alexander from 'Silent Witness' could presume to take a contrary position.

I hope this will be debated on Question Time tonight as it's far more important than this refugee malarkey, economic issues, leaving the EC etc.

The only Ian who has bothered me is Ian Wright.  Now he is an enormous tw@t.

More hideous incontrovertible evidence.

Viewers are warned that the link below may cause distress to those of a nervous disposition.

http://www.famousbirthdays.com/names/ian.html

The fact that virtually all "Ian"s are total coonts isn't quite as illogical as it might at first sound.  I mean they were given that name by their parents.  It is an awful name surely we are all agreed on that, however you spell it, just awful.  You would have to be an @rsehole to name your son "Ian". So if you are called "Ian" your parents, by definition, are @rseholes.  Simple genetics tells you that you have a greater than 85% chance of being an @rsehole.  And that is just the genetics, that is if you were adopted at birth and brought up by reasonable people.  Chances are that didn't happen, chances are that you were brought up by those vile specimens that decided to title you, of all things, "Ian".  So not only have you got the "nature" side of being an @rsehole covered by virtue of the genetics, you probably have the "nurture" side bagged too because you were brought up by @rseholes, learning you from the day dot how to be an @rsehole in future life.  Monkey see monkey do and all that.  In fact Ian, I bet you  are such a coont you would call your own son Ian out of spite.  The cycle needs to be broken, crucifixion too good for them I reckon.

alun2005
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More hideous incontrovertible evidence.

Viewers are warned that the link below may cause distress to those of a nervous disposition.

http://www.famousbirthdays.com/names/ian.html

ffs, turns out Ian Huntley is one of the better ones.

Ian Huntley and Ian Brady.  fk sake that is 2 of, probably, our top ten most hated criminals are both called Ian.  We are definitely on to something here.

then there was Ian Holm the conniving android who let the alien on board the Nostromo on purpose.
WAC.

Ian Watkins that dirty rock singer bastard from Wales.  That is 3 of the top 10 most infamous criminals in UK all called Ian.  Plus  I never liked Ian Bell and Ian Paisley was a wrongun too.

Ian Beale one of the biggest arse holes on the soaps.

I am trying my best to think of an Ian I have met and can't think of one - does this mean they have been such @ssholes that they have been cleared from my memory?

An Ian has just turned up on my N American forum competition thread

It was Eon who gave Captain Marvel cosmic awareness. Which is nice.

Ian Huntley?????.....Case Closed ffs.

I've never really thought about it before but on pondering I have never had a mate called Ian.

The only Ian I recall is a bell-end. He borrowed some cash off me when we were drinking, then when I asked for it back he said that it wasn't really mine anyway as I was unemployed at the time. After explaining what I was going to do to him, he gave me the cash and went home

hahha!

An unusual double....


Not only have I met a nice "Ian", I've also met a nice South African.

without Ian Duncan smith market i presume

...and that's not bloody surprising me...

Ian Paisley.... The Ian's Ian...

I only worked with one ian and he was from Cumbria what a donut he was,and there is another ian I know another flute.

On the flip side I didn't know ian fleming but he gave us james bond did he not,so a thumbs up for him.

ian storey moore I don't know what he was like but ian Dempsey seems ok

I have never seen a good James Bond film.  In fact I have never met someone that liked a James Bond film that wasn’t  a total  tw@t.  Everything about James Bond is b.ollox.  By extension that makes Ian Fleming something of a coont.  He just wrote books for d1ckheads.

Looks like the first post is now by Tommy Toes, my initial post has been deleted.  Presumably by a disgruntled Mohammad.  Or Ian.  IN fact I bet it is a fkin Ian coont.

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https://www.facebook.com/ian.muhammad.9

Supports Man Utd.

I have only known two Ians. one was a really good guy, the other is without doubt the greatest Ahole I have ever had the misfortune to know.

alun2005
     17 Dec 15 13:55   

Gentleman of Chit Chat. I am in a right old state, and need your advice.

We live in a nice quiet area, thankfully free (as yet) of Pretendy Refugees from Syria (i.e ISIS terrorists), but there is a HUGE and TERRIFYING spectre on our horizon.

I have learned that a person named IAN has purchased the house two away from us and will be moving in after Xmas. What the Huntleying, Shipmaning hell do I do about it?

Is there some sort of puerile type of online Petition (a la the Donald Trump one) that I could sign to stop it happening? 

Think of me kindly as I spend what might be my last peaceful Xmas. 


You know what you must do.

In the words of Paul Whicker (The Tall Vicker) 'Hit the Fker first - ask questions later!

Else it'll metamorphose from the 'Woosnam' paradise you inhabit now to the 'Watkins' hell of your worst nightmares

Sound advice I'm sure.

Brilliant spot by Screamingbtw

Great stuff screaming.

I think when I want to call some one an @rsehole on her I will in future just call them an Ian!!.

on here*

I just looked at his Facebook profile ... I just couldn't help myself (I know 2 justs in quick succession but I'm in pieces)

Amongst other garbage, it says ...

Other
   
Landon Donovan, Anti Justin Bibir, Albert Einstein, IDberita.com, Cooking Mama, Manchester United Indonesia, Troll Football, BlackBerry, [i][b]Meme Comic Indonesia[/b], CrowdStar, Mario Teguh, Raditya Dika, Guitar Hero[/i]

Is he stalking mememe ... I'm a bit worried - and he looks like a gay stalker!

Ian Paisley.... The Ian's Ian...

Many will agree with this very credible claim.

However, in the last hour a new claimant to the throne has emerged on the '… Should Clare……. etc' thread.

In his best Daniel Craig voice. My name is Facts. Ian Facts. Licensed to board.

I said hello to Ian Moss once, seemed like a top bloke

Two years on, another IAN is inducted into the "IAN Hall of Shame".

Guilty of 17 counts of 'wounding with intent'. As seen on all news channels yesterday.

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http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-39748246

Ian who runs Inform Racing seems an ok chap - unless you know otherwise!

***Ian News***

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sg3IAkGGkDY

Someone call 'International Thread Rescue'?

Ian Woosnam
Ian Poulter
Ian Hislop

Ian Brady, Ian Huntley, Ian Paisley

Certrainly a few wrong'uns called Ian.

i'm sure rob loved ian healy, oz wicketkeeper. i think he had posters n all.

3 great rock stars
Ian Dury
Ian Hunter
Ian Curtis

Shows what a great name Ian is

Ian St John........ was responsible for the single greatest moment of the Shankly era.

Ian Nacho (as Crisp renamed him) most popular guy in Manchester

Was there a clause where they pay Leicester more if he wins Citeh the title?

Or give them a rebait on the initial fee, even.

From the world of politics;
Iain Duncan Smith
Iain Stewart
Ian Liddell-Grainger

I bring you the merciless, ruthless ,uncompromising ,mean beast from the dark side  ....



fluffy and cheery weatherman Ian McCaskill

isnt there someone on here called ian who took in some refugees

oh that's ian alright but not many refugees

FACT

May 7, 2019 -- 12:12AM, GRANTCKING wrote:

isnt there someone on here called ian who took in some refugees

This thread also keeps reminding me of one Ian Salisbury that the cricket forum so fondly remembers. The greatest English legspinner or something like that.

We'll never forget our very own "IAN M*hamm*d".

He gave a home to (Imaginary) Pretendy Refugees, because it was "the only moral and humanitarian thing to do". Oh, and anyone who didn't he dismissed as "narrow", which amounts to 99.99% of Britain, including of course the entire Corbyn front bench that he worships.

I though I might even be able to track our "IAN M*hamm*d" on social media, but the closest I could come to was this chap. A long lost forumite made his views known in the  comments below the film. 

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ujmZF95OATs

alun

Excellent Alun

Ian Stuart.. lead singer of ..Skrewdriver

yes met ian from the Dickenson antiques show, very nice indian guy with lots of jewels
gave me a big discount on my engagement ring, 200k knocked it down to 150 k
blue diamond

one for clickbait