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ffs we all know it was the Korean War.
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Richard Madeley (Richard and Judy): On which street did Sherlock Holmes live?
Contestant: Er... Richard: He makes bread. Contestant: Er... Richard: He makes cakes. Contestant: Kipling Street? |
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Phil Wood (BBC GMR): What 'K' could be described as the Islamic Bible?
Contestant: Er... Phil: It's got two sylla-bles... Kor... Contestant: Blimey? |
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Daryl Denham (Virgin Radio): In which country would you spend shekels?
Contestant: Holland? Daryl: Try the next letter of the alphabet. Contestant: Iceland? Ireland? Daryl: It's a bad line. Did you say Israel? Contestant: No. |
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GWR FM DJ: What happened in Dallas on November 22, 1963?
CONTESTANT I don't know, I wasn't watching it back then. |
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ROCK FM PRESENTER: Name a film starring Bob Hoskins that is also the name of a famous painting by Leonardo da Vinci
CONTESTANT Who Framed Roger Rabbit? |
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JAMES O'BRIEN, LBC: How many kings of England have been called Henry?
CONTESTANT Er, well, I know there was a Henry the Eighth.. er, er, three? |
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HOST: Of which European country is Lisbon the capital?
CONTESTANT: Australia. HOST: Sorry, that’s the wrong answer; we’ll go to the next caller. CONTESTANT 2: I was going to say Australia as well. Is it Gibraltar? (Radio Hallam Breakfast Show) |
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STEVE WRIGHT: Who played agent 007 in the 1989 film Licence To Kill?
CONTESTANT: Err . . .James Bond |
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NICHOLAS PARSONS What was Hitler’s first name?
CONTESTANT: Heil. (Sale Of The Century) |
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ANNE ROBINSON: In the 1940s, which politician was responsible for the welfare state: William . . who?
CONTESTANT: The Conqueror. (The Weakest Link) |
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Family fortunes.
Les Dennis: Name a dangerous race ? Contestant: The Arabs Les. Not far off really. |
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Irish Radio Presenter: "Now, can you Fill in the missing word here? Complete the phrase, "As thick as.....". What's the word we're looking for to complete that phrase?
Lady caller: "Erm... hmmmm... I think I know it... Would it be "As thick as a pig in shoite"? |
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great fred. ![]() |
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great stuff
![]() Sara Cox Show, BBC Radio 1 Sara Cox What was Bram Stoker's most famous creation? Contestant Branston Pickle. --- The Weakest Link, BBC Two Anne Robinson: The adjective Rubenesque, meaning a plump, voluptuous woman, is derived from the work of which 17th century Flemish artist? Contestant: Aretha Franklin. --- The Big Ask, LBC Gary King: What is the largest carnivore that lives on the land? Contestant: A Whale. |
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Perfection,BBC1
Nick Knowles:Musicals,Jersey Boys is about the group The Four Seasons.True or false? Contestant:I remember The Four Seasons and they wore jerseys,possibly.So I'll say false. |
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The Chase,ITV
Bradley Walsh:In 1840 who married Prince Albert of Saxe-Coburg-Gotha? Contestant:Sonia |
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This is one of the funniest answers ever
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