Why did the ISIL terrorist cross the road?

v good xmoneyx

Could apply to any Muslim imo. Expected something more inflammatory.

2/10.

Because he had just planted his IED and was crossing over so he could be far enough away to detonate it remotely?

Needs work Clouseau but I'll still give it a 3.

Why did the ex-Muslim visit the promenade? Because it was opposed to sea.

Worse than the OP's effort bongo, largely because it took me a few seconds to work out!

Why do Muslims play poker with a 36 card deck?
No face cards.

Thank you Mikael. I see my comedic output as Henry Moore saw a rough lump of stone; ready to be hewn into smooth perfection by skilful and intuitive manipulation until a masterpiece of dazzling beauty emerges blinking in the light into being.

3/10 is a good start for the unfinished article after just a couple of bashes of mallet on chisel and I'll continue work on it.

because his side of the road was in the shade and he wanted to be on the sunni side

Because he couldn't get his n0b out of the chicken

to get to UK

to get to UK

one for the Mullah

ISAL?

Or even... ISIL?

IZAL may suit these arsewipes better

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too sharp to mess with