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So he could say halal to the chicken
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Report ebulGery • December 1, 2015 9:24 PM GMT
v good xmoneyxSad

Laugh
Report Mikael D'Haguenet • December 1, 2015 9:37 PM GMT
Could apply to any Muslim imo. Expected something more inflammatory.

2/10.
Report Clouseau • December 1, 2015 9:41 PM GMT
Because he had just planted his IED and was crossing over so he could be far enough away to detonate it remotely?
Report Mikael D'Haguenet • December 1, 2015 9:44 PM GMT
Needs work Clouseau but I'll still give it a 3.
Report bongo • December 1, 2015 9:46 PM GMT
Why did the ex-Muslim visit the promenade? Because it was opposed to sea.
Report Mikael D'Haguenet • December 1, 2015 9:49 PM GMT
Worse than the OP's effort bongo, largely because it took me a few seconds to work out!
Report bongo • December 1, 2015 9:56 PM GMT
Why do Muslims play poker with a 36 card deck?
No face cards.
Report Clouseau • December 1, 2015 10:11 PM GMT
Thank you Mikael. I see my comedic output as Henry Moore saw a rough lump of stone; ready to be hewn into smooth perfection by skilful and intuitive manipulation until a masterpiece of dazzling beauty emerges blinking in the light into being.

3/10 is a good start for the unfinished article after just a couple of bashes of mallet on chisel and I'll continue work on it. Cool
Report bigH • December 1, 2015 10:13 PM GMT
because his side of the road was in the shade and he wanted to be on the sunni side
Report rogerthebutler • December 1, 2015 10:18 PM GMT
Because he couldn't get his n0b out of the chicken
Report Capt__F • December 1, 2015 10:18 PM GMT
to get to UK
Report Capt__F • December 1, 2015 10:18 PM GMT
to get to UK
Report Capt__F • December 1, 2015 10:18 PM GMT
one for the Mullah
Report crags • December 1, 2015 11:19 PM GMT
ISAL?
Report crags • December 1, 2015 11:19 PM GMT
Or even... ISIL?
Report crags • December 1, 2015 11:37 PM GMT
IZAL may suit these arsewipes better

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Report Capt__F • December 1, 2015 11:43 PM GMT
too sharp to mess with
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