If ye were a dog; what breed would yah be?

Jack Russell

I've yet to come a across a Russell that makes me laff, HH. But you do..

strangely enough my last JR who went to the great kennel in the sky back in the summer used to put the wind up a couple of Ridgebacks who live about a mile away.
Their boss, always seems very unamused when it tandem they'd run over the fields with my JR in hot pursuit .

Odd as well because RR's are normally pretty fearless types. When I lived in South Africa for a while the coppers used to use them as police dogs a lot. Lovely animals.

Why thank you kind sir..

My Parsons Russell understands more words than your typical Sun 'reader'.

Highly intellegent breed with telepathic abilities(imo).

Black Lab
Simply The Best

a guide dog

Wouldn't care as long as I could reach my knackers and I was at least 1000 miles from Korea

Cat

Slater

I'd have had ye down as a St Bernard, Cap'n..

I'm with Checking. As long as I could lick my balls.........

always felt sorry for dogs, having to lick their own balls and whatnot

also, neck ties, i know a few people that are forced to wear them and bizarrely one or two seem more than willing, but most dogs i know never leave the house without one

Staffie, innit?

Mongrel..... always seem to have a ball

A Great Dane

Old English Bull Terrier

Wouldn't care what breed just so long as I could hang my head out of the car window and let the wind blow through my baggy chammers, ears and quiff.
So probably a Springer then.
RIP Max

I once saw a guy on a country road with an open top sports car and a golden retriever (I think) sat proudly in the passengers seat. I'm surprised its head didn't explode with pleasure and sensory overload

Border collie, fantastic dogs.