In Manchester airport, off to Fuertaventura.

Plague of cockroaches there at the moment

Spent one day there and the beach we went to was fantastic. Not sure about the nightlife as it looked an ideal place for a couple venturing out for a meal but that was it.

I could be wrong though as only spent a couple of hours there.

I went there this time of year (was it really 17 years ago?????)

A bit windy, loads of dog turds everywhere, otherwise quite nice.

very windy, full of chavs

no new cases of Ebola announced so should be ok

Wind surfers paradise

Take plenty of charcoal tablets.

Its rather nice actually, bloody 43.5 C the other day. The only downside is the women willing to get em out are all pensioners !!

went there for a week about 20 years ago - south of island

Thought pilot had taken wrong turn and we had landed on the moon.

Went oop t'north of island and was a bit better ... you could see Lanzarote.

Cracking motorway up the middle of island funded by EEC money - FFS

It is rather barren in places, anyway, off to the Fado Rock steakhouse tonight. Google it, loads of folks have told us its awesome

Went many years ago , thought it was great , possibly going back next year.
Fabulous beaches , no big hotels  , all villas .....might have changed.
The wind makes it a very good daytime temperature and then stops the nights being uncomfortable.
Remember seeing a litre bottle of booze with 200 **** free with it in the supermarket for 5 quid.

It was the year Everton beat United in the cup final.
There were loads of us blokes watching the game , only channel they could get was a german one.
With ten minutes left the picture went .....we all sat there till the end listening to a german commentary not having a clue what was going on .

cigarettes , is the expletive.