Have you got your Xmas tree up yet?

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A Koala is not a bear

You can stick yer November Xmas tree where the sun doesn't shine, sonny.

I shall be following the traditional 12 days of Christmas.  (Might be on my own with that one)

Koala's still got security tag on it.

BTW, I actually stroked one (a koala bear) at a zoo when in Australia on hols - and far from being fluffy, the fur was like a brillo pad (without the pink detergent, obviously).

They've got very long sharp claws and an evil glint in their eyes, so it was only a quick stroke - eucalyptus leaves my @rse ... he looked longinly at my arm.

Leaves your arse what - sore, violently, with a pleasant bouquet?

very droll FlowerMyth.

That's the sort of thing I would say.

So I applaud it.

(but just watch your step, we forumites dislike smart ar$es)

CHRISTmas not Xmas

Bought a 2 foot one tree for a fiver , 5 years back.

Now about 12 foot tall in the back garden, will look great with lights on from Dec 1.

I got lucky a good few years back and got a magnificent eleven foot tree for six foot tree money.

They told me they got five big trees for local restaurants etc, and were left with that one.

Spectacular!!!

Well if that's an 11 foot tree, then that's not a koala, it's King Kong!

And you've got a very big lounge.

"Have you got your Xmas tree up yet?"

Sounds like something someone would say immediately after "Hey back there, Honkytonk, "