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A Koala is not a bear ![]() |
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You can stick yer November Xmas tree where the sun doesn't shine, sonny.
I shall be following the traditional 12 days of Christmas. (Might be on my own with that one) |
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Koala's still got security tag on it.
BTW, I actually stroked one (a koala bear) at a zoo when in Australia on hols - and far from being fluffy, the fur was like a brillo pad (without the pink detergent, obviously). They've got very long sharp claws and an evil glint in their eyes, so it was only a quick stroke - eucalyptus leaves my @rse ... he looked longinly at my arm. |
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Leaves your arse what - sore, violently, with a pleasant bouquet?
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very droll FlowerMyth.
That's the sort of thing I would say. So I applaud it. (but just watch your step, we forumites dislike smart ar$es) ![]() ![]() |
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CHRISTmas not Xmas
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Bought a 2 foot one tree for a fiver , 5 years back.
Now about 12 foot tall in the back garden, will look great with lights on from Dec 1. |
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I got lucky a good few years back and got a magnificent eleven foot tree for six foot tree money.
They told me they got five big trees for local restaurants etc, and were left with that one. Spectacular!!! |
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Well if that's an 11 foot tree, then that's not a koala, it's King Kong!
And you've got a very big lounge. |
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"Have you got your Xmas tree up yet?"
Sounds like something someone would say immediately after "Hey back there, Honkytonk, " |