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18 Nov 15
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If the blokes get 72 virgins do the women get a 72 man gangbang or somut?
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72 pieces of lightweight cotton imo
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Transgender suicide bombers in a win/win situation.
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according to the holy book regulations:
"‘The dwellers of paradise have clothing that never wears out, youth that never wanes, and a penis that never bends. from what i understand standard procedure for suicide bombers (female) upon arrival in paradise is one (1) standard issue male with the requisite penis that never bends* http://bit.ly/1MtiEIq once the male has been issued the applicant will marry him (compulsory) and become the property of her new master |
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always check the small print
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good that we have an expert on these things
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Did nobody go to heaven before Mohammed invented it?
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In real life a penis that never bends would probably result in death.
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They should let suicide vests be sold by car dealers: by the time they've hawked 60 months finance, asset protection insurance, and roadside assist to you, you won't want to use it.
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This thread is nothing more than fabricasian!
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very good aunty - but you would think it easy for the authorities to know where it comes from and what they look like!!
OOOOOH!! LOOK - I'M A RACIST AND IT HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH ISLAM HAHAHAHHAHA |
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This matter DEFINITELY needs clearing up, because, for example, it effects all Straight A Jihadists now leaving the UK for Syria to be trained for a career as a Suicide Bombers.
I want to see Emily M getting stuck into this pressing matter du jour on 'Newsnight', possibly discussing it with some benefits-hungry 'scholar' with a long black beard. 'Newsnight' takes a regular interest in Transgender issues, and there's no reason why they shouldn't ask what reward a Pretendy Woman could expect in the afterlife. |
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My bet would be that everyone in muzzie heaven would be 'non binary' anyway.
Since that would've been beyond sh1t kickers in the bronze age, they chose to conceptualize female virgins when they patched together their original book of fairy tales. |
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Muslin Suicide Bomber Question
Why the need for a getaway car? |