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Always thought it was 24, but now reading it's 72.
If so, it's a tempting proposition ... no wonder Cat Stevens joined.
Any other benefits?
If so, it's a tempting proposition ... no wonder Cat Stevens joined.
Any other benefits?
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It's defintely left UK free of this sort of attack hasn't it ?
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I thought it was 27 virgins ???
What about the women ? what do they get 27 man gang bang ? |
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Looks like we can agree that it's a figure that's divisible by 3, so it's not a prime number.
28 would be good, as that's a perfect number (sum of its factors 28 ... 1,2,4,7,14.) 6 is also a perfect number (1,2,3) but I can't see mussies being safisfied with only 6 ... Rotherham mussies would go mad. |
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Nothing stopping them having it in this life
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Billy might be able to help, turn him on after about 45 seconds.
. http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=4f6_1393176756 |
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I don't think I could even manage two
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Any mention of the whip they should pack with them, to flog them for having sex outside of marriage?
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stones dr stones put in a pit first and that is mainstream Islam - moderate mainstream - go on tell me it is different to what I say
It has to be stopped but our lot our gutless too many votes dependent on it hahah |
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What about alcohol?
70 virgins and a crate of whiskey sounds a lot better than just 70 virgins. |
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Why would you want 72 (and that's the figure) virgins? Virgins ain't a good shag. A couple of women who've been around the block would be better. But then again for mussies with little todgers who can't get a legal shag anywhere else it's probably a good option.
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Charlie there's a good reason why they have 70 virgins.
Every one of them gets stoned to death after sex. Doesn't sound so tempting now does it? 70 jumps and that's your lot mate. |
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They might as well be dead.
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72 filth bags would be a lot better.A couple of ounces of Colombian to go with them and it sounds like a winner.
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What about that female suicide bomber who blew herself up today? Her chances of male virgins are zero!
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she was a wholesome girl but a bit shredded now!
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There's a catch.All the 72 virgins died of old age.No thanks.
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I've decided to start my own religion because, frankly, all the existing ones are sh1te.
It will be called the church of mememe. To join you need to pledge 10% of your Betfair winnings, BEFORE THE PREMIUM CHARGE. In return you get, when you pass on to that great betting exchange in the sky, the following benefits (trust me): 1. 17 virgins 2. 4 MILFs 3. A couple of fit grannies 4. A crate of brown ale (or campari sodas for people of that persuasion) Please reply to me  |
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yet another muslim thread deleted - goodbye free speech
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Which one mobo? Don't they outsource their moderating of the forum? A touchy lefty somewhere no doubt.
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mememe - can I have 21 milfs instead? I'll pass on the virgins
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i'm sure it's supposed to be grapes and virgins is a mistranslation.
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Jesus was supposed to have come back from the dead but he never mentioned the virgins.
I wonder why not, would have cheered his followers up no end  |
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What about the Mussie Gay Boys ...what do they get ?
27 Choir boys ?..  |
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Of course to help individuals out there must be the equivalent of the Chit-Chat forum in Paradise where martyrs can seek advice and discuss in what order they would do the 72 virgins.
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What's on offer then; 70 virgins in heaven against a free council house and benefits for life in the EU?
No contest really. And they don't have to go out in a blaze of glory if they opt for the EU. 70 virgins sounds like hard work as well once you've got over your first fling. What are they rabbits? |
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Here's the answer...
. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uk3YzGUzKiA |
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Sign me up Mememe. Can i have Tennents Extra instead of Brown Ale please?
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If I was sent on a suicide mission I would want my virgins on a/c or a woman at least and they would have to be a looker
Au contraire, the offer flabby Diane would get me volunteering immediately. |
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Gabriel mentioned in Koran, was from Jewish old testament books one to two thousand years previously? Muhammad was dead 8-10 years before the Muslims took Jerusalem where they say he rose from the rock there to heaven? Lot of stuff lifted from old testament? Muhammad's winged horse sounds like Pegasus from Greek myths? take it with a pinch of salt.
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Wouldn't it make more sense to have your virgin after the mission, to add some incentive?
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You get ONE 72 yr old virgin, good luck.
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I thought that harps and angels was a poor return for being a good christian ...
but if you're right, then ONE 72 year old virgin is a poor return for mussies. Maybe I'll go Jewish - what do they get ... no, just thought about what it means and I value my todger. Hindus? Sikhs? anybody with a better offer? |
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It seems the number of virgins has been reduced along with other women:
"Imam Al-Bayhaqi was more generous, granting men 500 wives, 4,000 virgins, and 8,000 previously married women." http://www.slate.com/articles/news_and_politics/recycled/2010/03/honey_im_dead.html |
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Charlie,
come on you're just making that up. Seriously, 500 wives, 4,000 virgins etc. Well, it's just nonsense ... U N B E L I E V A B L E |
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It is unbelievable, of course 72 is quite believable.
Here's a link from an Israeli site which should help with some of the questions about 72 virgins: http://www.factsofisrael.com/blog/archives/000079.html "Martin Bodek has 72 questions on how this whole virgin thing works. Here are the top 10: 1) What if the bomber wants girls with more experience? 2) What if one virgin is no good in bed? Does she get replaced or is he stuck with 71? 3) If he's gay, does he get male virgins? 4) What if he's celibate? What does he get? 5) What if he hasn't reached puberty yet? Does he get 72 Xboxes till he comes of age? 6) If he's bi, does he get 36 of each? 7) If he blows himself up while building the bomb, does he still get credit? 8) What do you call a relationship with 72 women, a menage-a-soixante-deux? 9) Are they like 72 wives or 1 wife and 71 concubines? 10) What if he's ugly or smells bad and the virgins don't want anything to do with him? I copy the full 72 questions below." |
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Foinavon • November 19, 2015 1:44 PM GMT
If I was sent on a suicide mission I would want my virgins on a/c or a woman at least and they would have to be a looker Au contraire, the offer flabby Diane would get me volunteering immediately.  Aunty Post • November 19, 2015 2:15 PM GMT Wouldn't it make more sense to have your virgin after the mission, to add some incentive? not if it is a suicide mission????????????????, you would be dead My tip forget about suicide missions, paying for a brass is a much easier way of getting a shag You may have to look round the World a bit, but plenty of good looking brasses So any mussies looking in take my advice |
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The standard of suicide bombing in Paris has been really poor. The whole point of SB is that you take out multiple bystanders yet one guy registered a score of just one and this crazy woman yesterday was out for a duck. Maybe they should set up training centres where they could get in some practice...y'know...if at first you don't succeed and all that ...
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I hope they don't practice over here...that is all, in case they get it right, 100+ not a bad score you have to admit
Cameron says we will now bomb ISIS, so I hope our ISIS defences are in order........ I know ISIS are an evil lot, but the longer they fight the harder it is going to be to beat them, I know it  |
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Also when one talk of War of Terrorism...you do realise Terrorism is in fact a form of war
So we we could say we want a war on war??..the trouble with that is that we invaded Afghanistan and Iraq it would make us look just a little hypocritical Also of course if we bomb or shell cities, we ourselves kill innocents, one cant help it, so it is not just terrorists who kill innocents It is very tricky is it not? |